Which one are you more qualified to be?
Mnimus is out of town on business, I'm just filling in for him while I wait for my jeans to finish drying in the dryer. While I type this (jeanless), my butt cheeks seem to keep sticking to my black leather office chair. Why does that happen? Has anyone else ever posted here while jeanless and waiting for their clothes to dry?
For those who smoke and have done this or want to try this, I have a warning. Do not answer a non cordless phone. That curly little cord going from the phone to the hand piece can accidentally knock the fire off your cigarette and land right on your...ah...leather seat. I'm trying to quit again, I just developed a new incentive. Got damn telemarketers!
Damn, where did I put my Maverick sized box of band aids?
BTW Easy bake oven chef for me.