...perhaps even a cliche come true. Or do you see me as bromidic and bright as a moon-happy night pouring light on the dew? If so, this is because I'm not ashamed.
Ashamed of what you ask? Well I'll tell you; I'm not ashamed to reveal the world famous feelin' I feel, that's what. You see, I'm as corny as Kansas in August, and I'm as normal as blueberry pie. I'm no more a smart little boy with no heart, I have found me a wonderful girl! I'll give you a hint, she's French, and she's my baby, and we give each other face. I'm the luckiest guy with a girlfriend 4900 miles away in the whole world.
*waves across the pond* *Hey Baby *
I'll accept congratulations here, or I'm registered at Home Depot, Lowes and B&H Photo.