Fruit stickers stuck on the sink or counters. Its trivial but it sends me over the edge everytime. Its a leftover from the good old days when my sister and i used to invest alot of quality time discovering the perfect method ( fastest and least likely to fail) of frustrating the other. Now the only time it happens is when sis is visiting. She is evil incarnate. Payback is a b---h though. I admit i stole a carton of cigarettes from her room, hid them inside the ceiling tiles in my room, and smoked every last one out my bedroom window (which was beneath her window). She couldn't rat because our parents were already suspicious of her smelly activities. I remember the brand even, Craven A's, smoked them only once or twice since, but somehow they just didn't taste as sweet. I don't think that was in return for the fruit sticker thing though, must have been something more important at the time, can't remember, but i always remember the fruit stickers. They have help for this sort of thing, don't they?! I'm way off topic so sorry. Can you tell those stickers really bother me?
Besides that, I don't like looking at people who always have their mouths open. There is one girl around here, and I swear this is true, in five years of driving past her in town, (happens alot, small place) I've only seen her mouth closed on two occasions. If that ever changes then I'll know the whole balance of reality has shifted. That's why I always check, disturbing as it is.
Are you all feeling extremely normal now?
