A great suggestion from a current Bethelite on the chopping block

by Gilbeath Haaraloth 63 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • pbrow

    Gilbeath... I think you really are an ex dub simply because you have not told djs to fuck off yet.


  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog


    Seriously? You now are an expert on his

    "life, career and relationships"

    This is so insulting and condescending. I'm truly embarrassed for you.

  • macys
    Just so you guys know DJS is not an ass. He is a really nice guy! I just think he thought this thread was a troll. I am going to contact Gilbeath about her suggestion. I am all ready to help if this is true.
  • pbrow

    oh no, he is not an ass, he just rolls up on this new guy when the rest of us just click "next"

    You can take the man out of the kingdom hall but you cant take the Elder out of the man.


  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog
    You can take the man out of the kingdom hall but you cant take the Elder out of the man.

    Yeah, maybe. When he said 'I'm trying to help him but he needs to let me' on the last page, that's what it sounded like.

  • DNCall

    . . . so there's this guy who makes luggage out of foreskins. A potential customer asks him, "why foreskins?" He answers, "Watch this." He pulls out a small, shriveled wallet. He rubs it a few times and all of a sudden he has a garment bag!

    Fun fact: If anyone calls you a schmuck, you are being called a discarded foreskin (Yiddish to English).

  • DJS
    Pbrow and the other mutants,

    I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you, but I just got off the phone speaking with Simon. He was thanking me for the ratings increase on the site and said to keep up the good work. In our conversation he was telling me that the ad revenue really soars when there is a lot of site activity, and it enables him to sell a more diverse ad mixture. It seems the most popular ads on the site now are the ads for Ukrainian and other 3rd world brides, so you mutants keep up the good work.

    And Pbrow, did you finally buy you a real girl? Excellent! Now you can finally let the air out of your inflatable!!!! Yay!

    You guys are so predictable. Elder? Really? I work myself to death (not really) accessing my exhaustive mental database (really) finding new and creative ways to express myself, to make people think, perhaps make them smile and to annoy the living hell out of you lovable mutants.

    I can picture the perfect movie scene with you all; the bunch of you huddled up together, hiding and lurking in your holes, crags and caves, with nothing but your beady little eyes visible from the outside world. Like so many Gollums you wait for the opportunity to leap out of your hiding places to wreak carnage on the injured, the afflicted, the lost or the out numbered.

    None of you have the spine to fight the Day Warrior (um- that would be ME in this movie) on your own, because he (um- that would be ME in this movie) would send you back to your hiding crags with pieces of your asses missing. But together, when you think an opportunity presents itself, you Gollum like Trolls are a formidable force. For a deaf, dumb, blind, midget (can I say midget? Is that politically incorrect? - if so, change that to deaf, dumb, blind small person).

    At least I know which group you guys come from. Based on my exhaustive research of this site (not really, I'm just making this shit up as I go), there is a 78% chance that someone calling someone else an 'elder'' is a conspiracy theorist. I mean a brain dead zombie conspiracy theorist. Sorry, I wouldn't want to offend you mutants by not stating your full title.

    As for Gilbreath: I apologize. I had every right to question your authenticity, but I was too mean spirited in doing so. Again, I apologize.
  • respectful_observer

    Everyone's so feisty on this thread!

    My favorite quote from David:

    People react to criticism in different ways, and my way is to definitely come out fighting.

    The mood of this thread's a little icy for me...gonna grab my skates and take off.

    Image result for skates

    Edit: Quote is from David Beckham

  • Zoos
    DJS... yer a dick!
  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog

    Anyway . . .

    I received my pm mentioned in the original post, and it's a decent idea. While in its original form it would take a very specific set of circumstances, the idea behind it is applicable to many of us, including many who are still in and need to stay in.

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