Stupidest thing a JW ever told you

by Nosferatu 193 Replies latest jw friends

  • shamus100

    Demon stories.

  • Robert7

    "Everything said on stage comes from Jehovah himself"

    I couldn't believe anyone would be so ignorant to actually believe that...

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles

    The end is soooo close, and Jehovah is gathering his people. That's why there's a Watchtower exclusively for JWs.

  • loosie

    that I should take down my posters of Johnny Depp because it is idol worship.

  • Nosferatu

    Is it me, or have some of my old posts been resurrected from the cybergrave? :D

  • Bourne

    When your wife leaves you.....and a clueless,dumbass elder says, "She'll cool down and come back. You'll see." .... She never did..............not that I care or anything.

    Freedom is sweet!


  • oompa

    told to entire hall by elder/pig herder......."You don't need no good education go get yasef a good job...plenty have dun it".......oompa

    but personally to me....I was told I was partially at fault for my wife running away and getting pregnant by a worldly man (an instructor), because I chose to sign us up for the class together, and it was a worldly class......WTF!!!! we have to somehow find JW schools???? where????

  • jdnumber7

    I am not mentioning any names but some years ago a friend of mine wanted to get a book from the library named "The Demon Vaccum cleaner." His dad who was a JW no surprise said he couldnt have it as it had the word demon in it. I was never a JW thank god but it pisses me off that al,l these childs lifes are spoilt by the shity lying thick ignorant self contradicting religion that are the Jehovahs Witnesses

  • shamus100

    Those dirt devils.. watch out for them.

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    At a funeral for a non JW family member: "I can't believe you went inside the church you know your just invited demons to your house"

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