Scriptures that will never be the YEAR TEXT

by ttdtt 67 Replies latest social humour

  • ttdtt

    So what scriptures do you think will never make the cut?
    I will start off with one to warm you all up.

    1 Corinthians 4:6 - “Do not go beyond the things that are written,”

  • talesin
    Song of Solomon 4:5

    "Your two breasts are like two fawns, Twins of a gazelle Which feed among the lilies


  • Divergent
    Matthew 7:1 - Stop judging that you may not be judged

    EPHESIANS 2:1-10

    Furthermore, God made you alive, though you were dead in your trespasses and sins,+
    2 in which you at one time walked according to the system of things* of this world,+ according to the ruler of the authority of the air,+ the spirit+ that is now at work in the sons of disobedience. 3 Yes, among them we all at one time conducted ourselves in harmony with the desires of our flesh,+ carrying out the will of the flesh and of our thoughts,+and we were naturally children of wrath+ just as the rest. 4 But God, being rich in mercy,+ because of his great love with which he loved us,+ 5 made us alive together with the Christ, even when we were dead in trespasses+—by undeserved kindness you have been saved. 6 Moreover, he raised us up together and seated us together in the heavenly places in union with Christ Jesus,+ 7 so that in the coming systems of things* he might demonstrate the surpassing riches of his undeserved kindness in his graciousness*toward us in union with Christ Jesus.

    8 By this undeserved kindness you have been saved through faith,+ and this is not of your own doing; rather, it is God’s gift. 9 No, it is not a result of works,+ so that no one should have grounds for boasting. 10 We are God’s handiwork* and were created+ in union with Christ Jesus+ for good works, which God determined in advance for us to walk in them

  • sowhatnow
    1st Corinthians 3 vs 11 [new world 2014]
    For no one can lay any other foundation than what is laid, which is Jesus Christ.
  • ttdtt

    How about:

    Ezekiel 23:20

    "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

    "She lusted after them like the concubines of men whose male members are like those of a donkey and whose genitals are like those of a horse."

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    ttdtt: I don't think you will hear or talk about that in any religious organization.

    Hell I never read that before. That's X-rated, that's something you don't want to

    hear in mix company. LOL


    IS 9-6 NWT

    6 For a child has been born to us,+A son has been given to us;And the rulership* will rest on his shoulder.+His name will be called Wonderful Counselor,+ Mighty God,+Eternal Father, Prince of Peace.

  • ttdtt

    James - isnt the bible full of "stuff" you never expect. JWs "read" the bible daly - but its amazing in reality there like 30 scriptures we use over and over and over and over.

  • ttdtt

    I guess the GB wont consider this one for a future text - would be embarrassing :) Warwick much:)

    Luke 14:28
    28 For example, who of you wanting to build a tower does not first sit down and calculate the expense to see if he has enough to complete it? 29 Otherwise, he might lay its foundation but not be able to finish it, and all the onlookers would start to ridicule him,

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