Witness sayings

by Teela 95 Replies latest jw friends

  • OICU8it2
    OICU8it2

    the way some of 'em pronounced "drama"

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Jehov er

  • razorMind
    razorMind

    "The Boi-ble" or "The Boi-berr" instead of "the Bible". This was an attempt by those...uh.....grammatically challenged folks to "talk proper", or sound more educated.

    "ones"...as in "such ONES", "erring ONES", "needy ONES". This one gets my goat in a particularly bad way, I don't know why.

    "Similarly"

    "Would not such time be better spent in spiritual activities?" or some such STUPID SHIT

    "opposer"

    "fleshly"

    "male organ" and "birth canal".....UUURRRRGGHH!!!

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    "If you don't understand something the faithful slave teaches, research the publications.

    Is this a qoute from a watchtower, or from a talk. Any one got a reference? I wonder what they make of Blondie doing this?

    Gadget, who can't work out how to turn off the damn highlighter.

  • blondie
    blondie

    I wonder what they make of Blondie doing this?

    Doing what, researching the publications? I have been a thorn in their side. Hang them with their own words.

    Gadget, who can't work out how to turn off the damn highlighter.

    Look above, Gadget, on the toolbar, right after the paste icon is an "eraser." Highlight the yellow area and click on the eraser.

    w96

    7/15 p. 17 Maintain Unity in These Last Days

    What if we individually have difficulty understanding or accepting a certain point? We should pray for wisdom and undertake research in the Scriptures and Christian publications.

    Blondie

  • Huxley
    Huxley

    ...hence.

    Huxley

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    "Your worst enemy in the "troof" is better than your best freind in the world"

    The following was said at the district convention a couple of years ago...

    "Some people say 'woe is me, I havent got a friend in the world'.. well good for you, who needs one?".

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    He/she needs and attitude adjustment.

    Will

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    "Viv, you act like a slut" was the one that bugged me most at the time...

    "Jehovah will provide"

    "You are sick, but try to see the good in it"

    "Jehovah wants you to fill out your monthly report"

    .....

    -

    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
    Dutch District Overbeer

  • ikhandi
    ikhandi

    being a partaker of spiritual food

    being no part of this world(that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard)

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