when I was young my mom would always say this after I did something wrong ..................
"well Satan has one more on his list!"
what exactly was Satan's list ?????????
Witness sayings
by Teela 95 Replies latest jw friends
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badolputtytat
"Well honey, that's what this ol world is coming to"... {the grandmother refering to anything at all that wasn't bright and cheery} "That old satan is trying to bring us all down, you just look to jehovah"sticks finger down throat and politely throws up (pardon me ladies)
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closer2fine
"this system of things"
"the end is near"
"you need to be more submissive"
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calamityjane
Respect your husband because he's the head of the house.
Yeah, right, my first marriage was to an jw arse who loved to go to bars, flirt with women, not come home til the wee hours of the morning, eventually bedded a few women, while I was married to him and I was to be submissive and respectful. Can I throw up now.
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cornish
'Can you honestly justify before Jehovah in Prayer the reason that You are not a Pioneer?'
'Are you doing a token service or a whole souled one?'
'Are you engaging in recreation and pleasure while others are heading out to field service?'
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integ
-muster up boldness
-do not beg off from Jehovah's service
-sound down into our hearts
-"SEE" (that was the most common "word whisker" you would hear in a public talk).
-word whisker
-control your body members
-do not masturbate in the kingdom hall restroom dear brothers.
-fine example
-do more
-satans' crafty acts.
Integ.
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onacruse
integ:
-do not masturbate in the kingdom hall restroom dear brothers.
LOL...I must have missed the meeting where they said that
Craig
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Nosferatu
The Great Tribulation
God's House (referring to the KH)
Spiritually anointed
Throw your burden upon Jehovah
Jehovah has blessed you!
You must recognize Jehovah as a real person
Jehovah's happy witnesses
Meat in due season
The preaching work
We abhor
Theocratic (I grew to hate this word)
What a blessing it is...
What a wonderful privelage it is...
We should be happy/thankful
Jehovah writes in pencil
This old world -
acsot
"There is no real happiness outside Jehovah's organization"
(so why are all those people smiling?)
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El Kabong
Youths! Do not...... (insert current trend here).
Reminds me of that movie My Cousin Vinnie with the two "yewts"
PS: Hey this is my 500th post. Took me long enough!!!!!