Actually, even HL has been known to use the F word at home. It's extremely rare so I know something terrible is happening when I hear her use it.
It sort of starts like this: "Oh.........F***!" .............5 second pause....."O-o-o-oh F***!" ..................10 second pause.................."Oh f*****kety f****kety f***!"
Usually it's something really awful like she's burned the toast or something.
LMAO!!!! The image of your lovely wife standing over burned toast saying is just hilarious! I've always pictured her to be so prim and proper - so English. LOL!
I used to swear like a sailor. I especially loved the F-Word. I think because I had so much anger in my heart, it was the only word that came close to expressing what I felt. I still swear, but I do work hard at keeping it to a minimum. I don't have many vices, but this is one I've had a hard time completely breaking. I've been known to wear a rubber band on my wrist to snap when I catch myself cussing. It works pretty well, until I stop wearing it.
Edited to fix the stupid quotations and I just screwed it up even more. Crap.
Edited by - Billygoat on 4 February 2003 22:22:23