Panties or Thongs, WHICH????????????

by JT 78 Replies latest jw friends

  • hippikon

    Did you notice if any of them got a hard on?

  • kimberly

    Well JT,

    I was agreeing with your post until I came to this point :

    "he married and his wife was one of those big black sisters who was good in field service , but not much to really look at

    while this sister kinda put in mind of a Venessa Williams type to put in plainly she was a nice looking sister i won't lie".

    Those big black sisters?!!! Who the hell are you! What the hell did it matter what his wife looked like? You're attitude is just as sickening as the elders you're complaining about.

    Sometimes, especially if you've been 'brought up in the "truth"', you can take for granted that you won't come across such bigoted insults like this. Your comment and the lack of response from the other posters to such a stereotypical, generalisation and in my opinion racist statement tells me more about you than anything you went on to say about the mis-treatment of the 'nice looking sister'.

    I might not want to be involved in this organisation, but I do so out of loyalty to my family - not to some imaginary 'channel of God' who've done pretty well out of the unpaid donkey work of many of these so-called 'big black sisters' - for little recognition.

    Maybe you should remember, not all of the posters here are white, thin or live up to your standard of what you consider beauty, but that's no reason to insult them or the work they do out of misguided sincerity. Attitudes like yours make me sick - and to think you were an elder or that there might be others with an attitude like yours passing judgements on individuals just makes me even sicker.

  • Pathofthorns

    Kimberly, you really must relax.

    JT is black and he was merely commenting on the typical male Witness psychology. His comments are appreciated because they are honest. Such a shame when people have to bend the truth just to be politically correct.


  • Englishman

    JT, wow, what a stunning story, as for the lassie walking out I say Well done!

    Kimberley, I did't feel that JT was being particularly bigoted, he seemed to be saying that it was a novelty for this guy to be turned on by a pretty ladies sex revelations because he (the elder) was esconced with a physically unattractive female. The bit about the colour was just detail, there are an equal number of unattractive white females I'm sure.


  • BadAssociate

    kimberely - my reason for not responding

    i gotta thing about big black sisters

    mmm yummy


  • joelbear

    Gee I missed all the cool questions when I was DFed. Guess it was cause im a homo.

    No one asked if I was on top. I wasn't, :)

    No one asked if I was wearing a thong. (maybe because I look like a sumo wrestler in a thong).

    Can I go back and ask for a better questioning?



  • Englishman

    Joel bear,

    People who keep thaying 'thong' thound ath though they have a lithp.

    Jutht for you Joel, hereth a man with a lithp thpeaking about Bigguth Dickuth:

    Cntrian Hail Caesar.
    Pilate Hail.
    Cntrian Only one survivor, Sir.
    Pilate Ah. Thwow him to the floor.
    Cntrian What Sir?
    Pilate Thwow him to the floor.
    Cntrian Ah! [Signals Brian be thrown to the floor.]
    Brian Aaah.
    Pilate Huh. Now, what is your name, Jew?
    Brian Brian, sir.
    Pilate Bwian, eh?
    Brian Nono. Brian. [The centurian whaps him across the head.]
    Pilate Hoohoohoohoo. The little wascal has thpiwit.
    Cntrian Has what, sir?
    Pilate Thpiwit.
    Cntrian Yes, he did, sir.
    Pilate Nono, spiwit, uh. Bwavado, a touch of dewwing-do.
    Cntrian Oh, Ah... About eleven, sir.
    Pilate So. You dare to waid us.
    Brian To what sir?
    Pilate Stwike him, centuwion, vewwy woughly.
    --------[The Centurian stwikes him vewwy woughly.]
    Brian Waah!
    Cntrian Oh and uh, throw him to the floor, Sir?
    Pilate What?
    Cntrian Thwow him to the floor again, Sir?
    Pilate Oh, yes. Thwow him to the floor please.
    --------[I won't even bother saying it...]
    Brian Aaah!
    Pilate Now, Jewith wapscallion.
    Brian I'm not Jewish, I'm a Roman!
    Pilate A Wowman?
    Brian Nono, Roman. [] Aah!
    Pilate So, your father was a Wowman. Who was he?
    Brian He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrison sir.
    Pilate Weally? What was his name?
    Brian Naughtius Maximus.
    Cntrian Wohahahaha!
    Pilate Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
    Cntrian Well no, sir.
    Pilate Well you sound vewwy sure. Have you checked?
    Cntrian Well no, sir um... I think it's a joke, sir. Like uh... Sillius
    Soddus, or... Biggus Dickus sir.
    Pilate What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
    Cntrian Well it's a joke name, sir.
    Pilate I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.
    Pilate Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in
    gladiator school vewwy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
    Brian Can I go now sir? [] Aaaagh!
    Pilate Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
    Pilate Wight! Take him away.
    Cntrian Oh sir, he uh....
    Pilate No no. I want him fighting wabid wild animals within a week.
    Cntrian Yes, sir. Come on you.
    Guard1 Hahaha. Hoohoohoo.
    Pilate I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy.
    Anybody else feel like a little giggul. When I mention my fwend
    Biggus ...Dickus.
    Guard4 Huhuhu.
    --------[He walks up to guard2, and speaks exadurately to his face.]
    Pilate What about you? Do you find it wisable, when I say the name... Biggus
    Guard2 Parp.
    Pilate ... Dickus?
    --------[He then walks around to Guards 3 and 4 (The ones beside Brian).]
    Pilate He has a wife you know. You know what she's called? She's called
    Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks!
    --------[The Guards just crack up laughing.]
    Stop! What is all this? I've had enough of this wowdy webel
    sniggewing behaviour. Thilence! Call yourself Pwaetonian guards?
    You're not...
    --------[Bwian, sorry Brian siezes his chance, and scarpers.]
    Sieze him! Sieze him! Blow your noses and sieze him!


  • JWD

    What is this thing about JWs and sex...? It seems that due to the org.
    constantly stating how bad it is and encouraging an unnatural amount
    of paranoia, that it has created the reverse situation where JWs are
    more pre-occupied with sex than some worldling who is just into making
    money and buying a house. Anyway, the twistedness by no means stops
    at the shores of America. Here`s a true and very sad story from here,
    accross the ocean in Japan. A second generation sister was forced to
    watch her JW mother having group sex with two bros. One of them then
    turned his affection on her (12 yrs. old at the time).That was the
    first time she was violated and it was not the last. Her mother had been divorced by her unbelieving husband and was raising her daughter
    by herself. The mother later died of cancer. The daughter, however,
    continued to be violated by the elder who is now a district overseer.
    She, on the other hand, has suffered an emotional breakdown and is
    trying to get her life back together. The saddest thing is that she
    still blaims herself for what happened and defends the org. Recently,
    she went to a convention and bumped into the DO after many years of
    not seeing him and would you believe it, he started to come on to her
    again!! Who ever said the org. is being led by holy spirit!!

  • JT

    BA- says:

    the elders of that cong hauled me into the backroom and got down to the nitty gritty of their prurient concerns


    your exp simply highlights the SYSTEM that wt has put in place- there are 2 real problems

    1. the fact that they can ask YOU ANYTHING THEY WANT TO

    2. the fact that you MUST ANSWER IT - for if not 99% of the elders on that case will conclude that you are guilty-- elders are merely cogs in a wheel- your local elder is so far down the wt food chain IT AIN;T EVEN FUNNY

    yes they do destroy folks lives

    just my 2


  • JT

    mommy says:

    I think I really have such a sadness for those who are still in, and have to continually put up with this stuff. One day they will realize what they have shared in, and it is not going to be a pretty thing

    I agree, that is why at this point in my life i don't even get upset when i see a loyal jw come up here and go off- they are merely repeating what they have been told 5times a week for 20 or more yrs

    they are like software - they do what they are programed to do

    they have plently .BAK file just in case one gets corrupted

    jwe are like AOL each time you log on to AOL they are uploading something on your PC- each time a jw enters the Hall reads the publication thier REGISTRY is being updated

    but when they come here to a site like this at least we see that all the files are not working for a REAL LOYAL JW WOULD LEAVE AS SOON AS THEY read a post that puts the Society in a bad light

    yet we see and many of us ourselves use to defend the wt to the death

    i was truly a Society Man in the fullest sense of the word

    my view was "If it's IN PRINT JAH HAS SPOKEN"

    BUT THanks for posting


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