Good sex

by WildHorses 48 Replies latest social humour

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    I got this from my mother in an e-mail. Yes, that's right, my mom sent it to me. She wrote in the subject line..................I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE A REASON FOR THE SHAPE I'M IN {LACK OF}

    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque buildup. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

  • jack2
    jack2

    Got that one in an e-mail also a while back.....such a beneficial activity!

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Just remember, all sex is good. Just sometimes, it's better than other times.

    Lew W (of the still waiting to be smacked class)

  • LB
    LB

    I can agree with you lew, all sex is good, especially when there's someone else involved.

    But the wife says that all sex with me is good, for me, it's good for her most of the time. What's that mean?

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    LB, I learned early in life that sex is prefferable with a female partner, no doubt about that. But, you are asking the wrong person about your wife's question.

    Lew W

  • LB
    LB

    Maybe she's just confused Lew, she's getting old.

  • Solace
    Solace

    LB,

    It means she likes sex most of the time! I would take it as a compliment.

  • LB
    LB

    Oh hi Heaven. I have your beads all packaged and ready to ship, just waiting for payment

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    I agree with Heaven, LB. The rest of the time, just go ahead and enjoy it yourself

    Lew W

  • TR
    TR

    Lilacs,

    Do you make house calls?

    Also, I love the smell of lilacs. The town I live in is called "The Lilac city". No kiddin'.

    TR

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