Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild 75 Replies latest jw friends

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    <looking a little dazed> Boy, that was a real mouthful. JOHNNY YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! Your'e not one of them cults, are you? JOHNNY!. Here. Could you hold the baby a moment? See the pretty tie... Be right back.

  • SpiderMonkey
    SpiderMonkey

    [waits patiently for householder to return... as baby plays with tie... starting to feel a bit silly about keeping this woman at the door while her kids run amok... OK, baby is now PULLING tie] "Ack... Aaaaackkk... niiice baby!"

  • patio34
    patio34

    Hi SpiderMonkey!

    Patio, those are very good questions! I'm glad you aren't a person who just takes someone's word for something without thinking and researching the matter for yourself. I would love to do some research of my own, and return when I have a better answer for you! [:|]

    You're good! What were you a pioneer or something? Maybe you should think about a career as a politician . . .

    Pat

  • myself
    myself

    <--------see's a car pulling up the driveway, observes man in suit exiting the car-hmmmmm a Bible and two magazines in his hand. Before he can get to the door, * dives under the dining room table and hides. <gasp> suddenly remembers Dateline sneaks out from under the table and quietly grabs daughter and makes a mad dash for the closet grabbing cordless phone on the way to the closet. Secures the closet door and calls the police.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY! Come here, darlin'. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! Give the tie back, honeybunch. <slams door>

    (Had trouble keeping it going and staying true to character, too. LOL!)

  • SpiderMonkey
    SpiderMonkey
    You're good! What were you a pioneer or something? Maybe you should think about a career as a politician . . .

    LOL, yeah, I was a pioneer... SSSHHHHHHH. I'm not proud of it. I don't exactly put it on my resume, if you know what I mean!

    ...After jgnat slams the door, I loosen my tie, unbutton my collar, and try to massage some of the redness out of my choked face... Decide to go grab a six-pack, watch some cartoons with what is left of Saturday morning, and jot down THREE HOURS' WORTH of field service!!!

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