(32 year old single Dub working out in service by myself as there were only three of us out today)
"Good afternoon sir, I'm calling on you and your neighbours to talk about a very important issue that concerns us all: When you look around at the world today, do you think things will ever get better?"
Well you seem like an intelligent man, do you think mankind will be able to solve our problems?
.......Uh......I see. Well, can I direct you to the bib--------wow something smells great! Did I interupt something?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. I'M JUST HAVING A FRIEND OVER FOR LUNCH. PERHAPS YOU WOULD CARE TO JOIN US AND DISCUSS YOUR ISSUES FURTHER?
(Dub, thinking how many hours she can count by staying for lunch!): Sure that would be great! By the way, my name is Mary. Can I ask what your name is?
CERTAINLY. IT'S DR. HANNIBAL LECTER. PLEASE COME IN.............