Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild 75 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mimilly
    Mimilly

    Sir.... sir.... hello? Ah, must be the heat distracting you there eh? You spoke of the early Christians - but Jesus said the only law he put in place was the golden rule. He also put the pharisees and the apostles down for judging. Since humans are imperfect, how do we have the right to judge one another? When someone does something wrong - it is between them and God, for only God can judge, as He knows all.

    And you didn't answer my question again. How do you know for CERTAIN that you Jehovahs are the only ones God has given truth to?

    (wipes brow, sips some water and walks over to adjust the air conditioner while adjusting her very snug summer dress.)

    .........,.

    Edited by - Mimilly on 18 August 2002 13:58:22

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    (addresses Mimilly)...begins sweating like a pig, wishes he used Right Guard super 3xtra dry deoderant..

    Uh, we don't judge anyone. Only God can judge hearts but we got to keep the organization clean. How would you keep it clean? Would you let evil doers, drug dealers, child molesters, (whoops scratch that) stay in your midst?

    Ah, I certainly don't know for sure who will survive the destruction of this system of things but God has seen fit to use this organization and they say that you need to associate yourselves with us to survive. Wouldn't you rather go through troubled times with the support of people you can trust and love than make do on your own?

    Looks lustfully again at Mimilly and wonders how much more of this he can take.

  • Mimilly
    Mimilly

    You say you don't judge - but to disfellowship someone is to judge them.. right?! You still did not answer my question sir - how do you know for CERTAIN that God gives only the Jehovah's the truth?

    As for sinners, we are ALL sinners. If sinners want to go to church, they should be allowed, so that they can gain knowledge and fellowship without judgement. As for child molesters, they should be reported to the police and thrown in jail. You guys do that don't you?

    Jesus is unconditional in his love and that is the way churches should behave.

    ...........

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Can I play, can I play too???

    *I am an attractive young woman, just coming out of bed, opening the door to a brother, I smile brilliantly*

    "Oh my, you are up early this fine morning? How can I help you?"

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    (addresses Mimilly while undressing her in his mind)

    You know, I think I need to research this a little bit more and bring back some information for you about disfellowshiping. I know it is all scriptural and the Bible says to stay away from the unclean things, and people can certainly be unclean and give you bad association to spoil your useful habits. I can't imagine not having such an important tool to control things inside the organization.

    Disfellowshiped ones can come into our Kingdong halls but they are not allowed to participate in the meetings or to be talked to. We don't want to be influenced by them in any way.

    Jesus wasn't unconditional in his love, remember what he said to Judas? ...I'm paraphrasing here but it goes something along the lines..."Yo, is a bad sucker for selling me out and yo is going to get yer apples before the fat lady sings." Judas was an apostate. Apostates are not loved and are unloveable. They hate God and they love Satan. They will lie through their teeth to make you think they are telling the truth. We should never talk to apostates, it is like talking to the Devil himself.

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Spiritually weakened from talking to MegaDude and Mimilly, I walk up and engage in conversation with Vivamus, It is really hard not to lust after her and I have to remind myself there are lots of desperately horny sisters back in the congregation waiting for any single brother who will take them.

    Hello,

    I'm here to help you actually. You see, I've been talking to your neighbors about some really good news. You know how bad things are getting with the economy and all the layoff's and corruption in the corporations. Well there is hope that very soon none of this will be around to ruin our lives, instead we will be enjoying a quality of life never thought possible.

    In our latest Asleep Magazine, we have an article written by You Know about how the market is going to crash any day now and take the world down with it. While this sounds like bad news, it is really good news. Would you like to make a small contribution and read this timily article?

    (waiting for reply, imagining Vivamus running her fingers through his hair)

  • Mimilly
    Mimilly

    Well, here, take another bottle of water for your travels. And I ALWAYS give hugs to those who come to my home, so ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Mindchild))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    Now don't hugs just cheer you up? Have a good day!

    Mimilly

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Addressing Mimilly...

    Uh, thank you for the stimulating conversation and water. Turning red faced as he can't get his boner down after hugging Mimilly.

    Makes note to come back and see her in return visit. Marks "friendly" on form. lol

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    You are here to help me? Owww, how very sweet and kind of you!

    Okay, let me just think for a moment: The market is going to crash? I really hadnt noticed any of it, I am not really in to newspapers and the like. But it could be a good thing for me you say? [gazing at Mindchilds gorgeous hair] Why dont you come in and tell me some more, I hope you dont mind me not being fully dressed. [opening the door fully to reveal a very, very short nightie.]

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Addressing Viv...

    (hears little voice telling him to flee, run away, there is danger here.) Looks at Viv's hot bod and sexy short nightie and begins to sweat. Erotic thoughts pound through his mind as he looks at her hot legs and inviting smile.

    ...er, uh, (becomes tongue tied and starts stuttering, and drooling) Suddenly feels orgasmic release and moistness in his trousers. Oh, my...

    I'm sorry miss, I just remembered I'm late for an appointment and I have to run.

    Drops his bookbag running for car dives in open window and peels out. Heads home to find secret porno collection and spends the next three hours engaged in self abuse. Curses himself for not having any social skills and being a dub.

    LOL!

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