I AM SO SORRY: Why do monkeys masturbate?!

by Jon Preston 55 Replies latest members adult

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    @ one point in my journey away from fanaticism, I reasoned that even if we couldn't learn good morals and principles from the bible or religion, we could learn them from nature.

    I believed that for about 5 minutes.

    Nature is violent, senseless, brutal and evil. None of this was created by a loving god.

  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    Yeah, it's a pretty good argument that if God created us, he didn't seem to have a problem with masturbation.

    Religion has been trying (and failing) to control this normal, healthy, human behavior for centureies, to no avail. All it does is make some people feel guilty for no good reason. I don't think it's an issue in most mainstream religions these days, it's only high control groups like the Mormons and the JWs that make this an issue.

  • Band on the Run
    Band on the Run

    Rebel,

    Did you ever read Anne Rice's vampire series? There was a discussion of the savage jungle. I hate watching nature shows. Time is compressed. All the animals do is eat each other.

  • sparky1
    sparky1

    Nathan Natas 'grasped' the correct answer to the question quite 'firmly'. He really 'got a hold of the subject and brought it right to a head'. I appreciate his frankness and forthright answer. He brought the answer to the question to a 'climax' very quickly! Thanks my friend.)

  • HowTheBibleWasCreated
    HowTheBibleWasCreated

    It' s simple. Monkeys masterbates because it feels good to them. Since us and monkeys share a common ancestor it's not surprisising humans feels the same.

  • HowTheBibleWasCreated
    HowTheBibleWasCreated

    Futher... dogs masterbate, Whales masterbate etc... how many other mammels do we need to name?

  • Jon Preston
    Jon Preston

    Right...still waiting for the other side of the spectrum

  • minimus
    minimus

    Monkeys are sinners. Duh.

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    Because they are dam filthy Apes

  • Apognophos
    Apognophos

    frankie gave the correct answer from a JW perspective. This isn't really a good objection to the prohibition on masturbation; since when are Christians supposed to follow the example of "lower" animals?

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