Sorry, I thought the OP said something about DONKEYS masturbating. Hoof job! Hahaha!
I AM SO SORRY: Why do monkeys masturbate?!
by Jon Preston 55 Replies latest members adult
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Heaven
Gregor said: Everyone seems to assume that animal m'bation is only by males. What about the females?
Yes, the female animals masturbate as well. We had a female American Eskimo dog that masturbated. And I worked on a horse farm and one of the mares masturbated in her stall.
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Gregor
Heaven, spot on!
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berrygerry
Sorry, I thought the OP said something about DONKEYS masturbating. Hoof job!
I saw a horse doing himself.
Freaked me out.
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prologos
because of the Davids , the Solomons of the animal world. also, because the animal females are perfect feminists. it is their call to rise to the occasion. Maurice Chevalier:" thank heavens for little girls--" Salomon chasing the Shulamite {no breasts] maiden to make her No.r1001, like many animal species corallng harems, so what do the other little boys do? ask Maurice. -
fulltimestudent
On the other hand:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
but then a religion where men get dressed up in dresses to preside doesn't appeal to me either.
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sparky1
NEW LIGHT:
When masturbating, just use 'Theocratic Warfare' on yourself. "Let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth."-Matthew 6:3. What the left hand doesn't know, won't hurt it.
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Witness 007
Alot of animals do this because those damn athiest science guys teach them to do this in secret labs. Charles Darwin started this. -
Amelia Ashton
Hedgehogs do it too. We call it boy time and it needs an extra squirt of washing detergent or it doesn't come out. -
ttdtt
LOTS of animals do! Anyone who ever had a male dog should know that, what do they think they are humping your leg.
By the way - 10% of all species exhibit bisexual and homosexual activity. Guess they sinned too?