I AM SO SORRY: Why do monkeys masturbate?!

by Jon Preston 55 Replies latest members adult

  • stillin
    stillin

    Sorry, I thought the OP said something about DONKEYS masturbating. Hoof job! Hahaha!

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    Gregor said: Everyone seems to assume that animal m'bation is only by males. What about the females?

    Yes, the female animals masturbate as well. We had a female American Eskimo dog that masturbated. And I worked on a horse farm and one of the mares masturbated in her stall.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Heaven, spot on!

  • berrygerry
    berrygerry

    Sorry, I thought the OP said something about DONKEYS masturbating. Hoof job!

    I saw a horse doing himself.

    Freaked me out.

  • prologos
    prologos
    because of the Davids , the Solomons of the animal world. also, because the animal females are perfect feminists. it is their call to rise to the occasion. Maurice Chevalier:" thank heavens for little girls--" Salomon chasing the Shulamite {no breasts] maiden to make her No.r1001, like many animal species corallng harems, so what do the other little boys do? ask Maurice.
  • fulltimestudent
    fulltimestudent

    On the other hand:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

    but then a religion where men get dressed up in dresses to preside doesn't appeal to me either.

  • sparky1
    sparky1

    NEW LIGHT:

    When masturbating, just use 'Theocratic Warfare' on yourself. "Let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth."-Matthew 6:3. What the left hand doesn't know, won't hurt it.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007
    Alot of animals do this because those damn athiest science guys teach them to do this in secret labs. Charles Darwin started this.
  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton
    Hedgehogs do it too. We call it boy time and it needs an extra squirt of washing detergent or it doesn't come out.
  • ttdtt
    ttdtt

    LOTS of animals do! Anyone who ever had a male dog should know that, what do they think they are humping your leg.

    By the way - 10% of all species exhibit bisexual and homosexual activity. Guess they sinned too?

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