by Jon Preston 55 Replies latest members adult
I thought about this recently. Weird i know but HELL....with sin on my hands here I had to ask...
If it is a sin to masturbate, and man is at fault for it for some strange reason, why the hell do monkeys masturbate?!?!?! Continue.....Soooooo
Jehovah/God/Jesus/Zeus created these animals with those traits that would allow them to masturbate? How is it different from a human BESIDES the fact of maybe being creative and Having imagination? And if so, is it adam/eves fAult they masturbate?
Because they find enjoymoent in it. Is that enough do you need to know that COUSINS masterbate.
You know they are not your father and JWS thik. they are cousins.
This reminds me of Ron White's take on it. After his grandmother caught him in the act:
GM:"the Bible says that it would be better for your seed to fall in the belly of a whore rather than be cast out on the ground"
RW: "OK, got $50 I can borrow? "
The real answer, of course, is that religions make a sin out of normal things in order to control adherents with constant guilt.
Thanks one eyed Joe...pretty good illustration. Thanks
HowTheBibleWasCreated--please elaborate on how i shoukd take your post cause im not getting where youre goin
Well monkey's are to be in subjection to man according to the bible and their ain't no ressurection for them so Jehovah don't get all upset when a monkey masturbates. But Human's are suppose to set an example for monkey's to follow so naturally jehovah holds them to a higher standard then monkey's and thus jehovah doesn't get all sad and stuff over improper use of one's holy sex organ.
Thanks frankie 😂. Because it sums up quite simply the dilemma...anybody chance to contradict?? Perry?
Mark Twain said that 'man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to'.
Humans have been conditioned to believe that sexuality is something shameful in certain contexts and sacred in others. Religion has relegated sexuality to the realm of the duty of procreation but only within the hallowed shackles of marriage. Any other sexual activity is considered deviant, sinful, wicked, lustful, greedy, wanton, etc., etc. To have the pleasure of orgasm without the risk of producing a child is, in essence, cheating the Church of a potential member - it's like Passing Go and Collecting $200 in Monopoly without going around the rest of the board, and skipping over Boardwalk when it has a hotel on it and paying the super high rent.
All mammals engage in self-pleasuring. Why do you think a dog licks its private parts? Because he *can*.
Thanks scully. Forgot God hates all animals cause of what eve did...or wait, no? Haha please fundamentalists?
Q. Why do monkeys masturbate?
A. Because they can. <cymbal crash>
