I AM SO SORRY: Why do monkeys masturbate?!

by Jon Preston 55 Replies latest members adult

  • jam
    jam

    And sheeps, oh my God not sheeps...

  • jam
    jam

    And I forgot Elephants. You may ask ,how..They use their

    trunk..

  • someDUDEinAsmallCubicalSomewhereOverTheRAINBOX
    someDUDEinAsmallCubicalSomewhereOverTheRAINBOX

    same reason I do and you do and every human on earth does - it feels good. duh.

  • TD
    TD
    Jehovah/God/Jesus/Zeus created these animals with those traits that would allow them to masturbate?

    Pretty much all higher mammals do. Have you ever spent any time on a farm and seen the way a mature stallion behaves, especially when the wind blows from the direction of the mares?

    LOL - Even the fence posts aren't safe...

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Everyone seems to assume that animal m'bation is only by males. What about the females?

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    I am always amazed how the bethel in NY never collapsed at night with all those horny young men whacking away - the stresses on the building must be terrible. maybe that why they sold them - before they cave in.

  • steve2
    steve2

    I am a very self-conscious reactive man who immediately felt exposed by the thread title. I had to sit down with the my head between my legs and take long, slow breaths. I am still shaking. I am still inclined to think this thred is about me. I need reassurance.

  • berrygerry
    berrygerry

    Too bad Koko died.

    He could have created a great sign language video to help the monkeys stop themselves.

  • Apognophos
    Apognophos

    Koko (who's a gorilla, btw) is still alive. She's 43.

  • steve2
    steve2

    Does that mean the Koko who died was reborn as a female who "is still alive"?

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