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I AM SO SORRY: Why do monkeys masturbate?!
by Jon Preston 55 Replies latest members adult
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smiddy
Dont you think it strange that the subject of masturbation never came up in the bible ? It`s not HANDLED at all ?
smiddy
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NAVYTOWN
My two Female Goldendoidles hump one another all the time. I don't try to stop them because I see it as natural behavior. It's not 'dominance' as some people say...it's because they are horny and it feels good! Same reason teenage kids masturbate. Cheaper than going to a movie. My little male Yorkie humps a blanket every night and there is no doubt in my mind that he likes it and gets off by doing it. As usual, the silly Bible is the cause of almost all anti-masturbation hysteria. I pity the poor teenage JW kids who wouldn't dare tell their parents that they masturbate daily. No wonder JW life is so constipated sexually and emotionally. So tell your kids to feel free to masturbate whenever they get the urge. Nothing wrong with it!!!
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Paris
Animal sexual behavior seems to differ greatly from specie to specie. Some animals are sexually conservative, mate for life and breed only once a year.
Even within the same phyla or related specie there is huge differences in sexual behavior. Some monkeys only mastrubate when in captivity, not in the wild. Animals can be monogamous or polygamous or practice polyandry where females have exclusive relationships with several males.
Some animals will reproduce without mating at all, in a process known as parthenogenesis. They reproduce asexually. This includes some birds and reptiles and wasps. Parthenogenisis can be induced in humans by piercing the female egg which will begin the process of dividing to forming a new life that is a clone of the mother.
Some animals can switch between being a male or a female. It has been proven that female mice put in with all male mice, will have all female litters till the balance is restored.
There is some weird stuff going on out there folks.
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berrygerry
This has become such a source of hypocrisy.
The Feb 15, 1991 WT says:
20 Yes, faith in the ransom can help to relieve us of unnecessary burdens of guilt. One young sister admitted: “I have been struggling with the unclean habit of masturbation for over 11 years now. I nearly left the congregation at one point, feeling that Jehovah would never want a person so disgusting to defile his congregation.” We must remember, though, Jehovah is “good and ready to forgive” as long as we conscientiously put up a fight against unrighteousness, not succumbing to it!—Psalm 86:5.And yet, the April 8, 1990 Awake says:
Does Jehovah require that you be perfect? Not at all. “Who can say: ‘I have cleansed my heart; I have become pure from my sin’?” asks Proverbs 20:9. Being imperfect, we are still prone to make mistakes. But because of Christ’s ransom, we can remain in good standing with God. (1 John 2:1, 2) For example, a youth putting up a hard fight against a bad habit, such as the unclean practice of masturbation, need not feel that he or she is necessarily disqualified for baptism. Indeed, by strenuously resisting unrighteousness, one can make Jehovah’s heart rejoice!—Proverbs 27:11.Mastubation BEFORE baptism is okay, but after is not. ??????
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opusdei1972
As far as I know, the Bible says nothing about masturbation. If I am wrong, correct me.
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hamsterbait
It's okay to be a pedo at the Kingdumb Hell, as long as NOBODY KNOWS. It ain't okay to play with yourself, even if nobody knows: you are disgusting in god's eyes.
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Heaven
Monkeys aren't the only animals that masturbate. Where is shamus when you need him?
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Iown Mylife
Maybe humans shouldn't do it because it makes them look like monkeys - ridiculous! And sexual intercourse looks stupid as hell as it's going on, too. That's why we can't imagine our parents doing it, LOL!
Marina
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Vidiot
Jon Preston - "Why do monkeys masturbate?!"
Same reason apes, dogs, horses, bears, dolphins, wolves, cats, etc. do it.