New Jehovah

by LostGeneration 65 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    JGNAT - your "armchair analysis" is truly inspired

  • prologos

    How come we dont see the other Santa Claus* on the north pole too? NORAD tracked him from there! Obviously jehovah has isolated himself by a hefty layer from the going-ons below. Most participants are sitting down. pity the ones in the front lines, the rooks, drill sargents, foot soldiers. the ones on their feet COs, elders forced to hold up the WT BtS. they bear the brunt now and will not be able to hide later. Of course this hierarchy chart, high -jacking anything above GB is old, was used in elder-classes in the 60s. now we know it started all in 1919. a simpler working model is in I Cor. 1:3 cutting out all the middle men of that illusionory illustration.

    * in my home town "Santa Claus" was the term for a slow, redundant reject.

  • BroMac

    8 seats round the GB table but no mention officialy of Mark Sanderson. or have I missed that.

    lol jgnat.


    8 seats round the GB table but no mention officialy of Mark Sanderson. or have I missed that.

    lol jgnat.

    Mark has to sit at the kiddie table.

  • cantleave

    I wonder how many R&F dubs will notice?

  • 2+2=5

    Lol data-dog. Mark is at the kiddie table very good I like that.

    I can just imagine egotistical ambitious ministerial servants trying to 'reach out' so they get there elder appointment and climb the list from lowly publisher to the big number 4. Just a few ranks from Jehovah!

    Where does this list leave inactive publishers? Oh no! I need to get back on the list before the big A!

    On second thoughts Jesus isn't even on that list so I should be fine.

  • Borges

    Two things came to my mind looking at the picture in the OP:

    First (even I don't believe in the bible anymore) 1. Cor. 4:8:

    "Already you are satisfied! Already you are rich! You have become kings..."

    And the second one is from a wonderfull Carpenters Song:

    "I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation..."

  • Christ Alone
    Christ Alone

    Can they still say that they have no clergy class? It sure does look alot like the Catholic structure... At least in the Catholic church structure they put God at the top...

  • Balaamsass

    WOW!! This just hit my google alert at work!

    CHRIST....GOT FIRED???????????????

  • Gayle

    LostGeneration,,how did you find that link? just for future reference,,I mean the regular site listing of mags doesnot show April yet? but I see there must be another way to find it. Thx for help

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