Cletus says all good Americans should have a gun collection like what he has because you never know when a irate critter is gonna come invade your premises.
LOL - That reminds me of the movie Tremors and the arsenal that 'Burt' and 'Heather' had in their rec room.
I think Cletus Spuckler, the slack jawed yokel is mostly satire, but since a couple of intelligent persons on this thread immediately assumed my personal anecdote about feral dogs was intended as a justification for the so-called 'Assualt weapon' genre of firearms, I wonder....
Since I'm the person who introduced the issue of dangerous animals, I'd like to explain something: Taking a rifle with a magazine capacity >5 out in a situation that could be construed as hunting is something you can do, just like driving down the freeway at 100mph is something you can do. But there are consequences for both if you get caught because they're both illegal.
On public land, we're talking about a hefty fine and possible confiscation of the firearm and on reservation land, we're talking about a heftier fine, confiscation of the firearm, possible confiscation of your vehicle and arrest as well. Disrespecting Native Americans on their own land is a bad, bad idea.