Service meeting topic: Masturbation

by perfect1 104 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    as an interpreter if this topic came up it was never assigned to a female to interpret. And when the men did, they spelled it out instead of signing it..

  • perfect1

    Lady Lee have you seen the video linked to in the other thread in Friends- it definitely looks like there are some descriptive hand gestures.

  • sd-7

    I think I had to give the talk about pornography when I was...what, early 20s? I tried not to look at the sister I liked when I said, "Sexual relations are an expression of love between a man and his wife." But I was darn close, though...would've gotten counseled if I had, I'm sure...

    Also, 00DAD, hilarious.


  • sd-7

    But defeating this habit was my white whale throughout my teenage years. No pun intended. It destroyed my self-esteem, that struggle. I just feel sorry for the kids that are facing this same crap today. All for what? Tragic.


  • exwhyzee

    The Congregation went silent when the young brother was told he needed to work on "Repetiton for Emphasis" and "Audience Contact"

  • smiddy

    I haven`t had such a laugh as this in a long time , I just wish I could put my finger on it , hang on it might cum to me in a minute.


  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    It sounds like you're all tooting your own horn!

  • Pistoff

    Dancing with Myself...


  • cedars

    I don't know what we're all making such a big fuss about. I like it when elders take such a "hands on" approach to counselling the congregation.


  • carla

    As amusing as this thread is for a non jw I can't even begin to comprehend sitting in a 'church' type setting and having this discussed with all ages and mixed company! Tell a regular (non jw) person this goes on in a kh and they are appalled. So much so it is enough to keep some people from ever stepping foot in a kh they are so disgusted by this practice in dubland.

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