Service meeting topic: Masturbation

by perfect1 104 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Dismissing servant
  • TTWSYF
    TTWSYF

    I'm, I'm I'm I'm knocking on your door...whew!

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Brothers and Sisters, it has come to the attention of the local body of elders that Masturbation is a growing problem among our youth.

    The situation has simply gotten out of hand.

    You should know though, that the elders are on top of it. Rest assured, our investigation will be deeply penetrating and thorough. We will prick through the veil of secrecy and probe continously until we are at the root of the problem.

    But we can't do this without your support, we need to know that all of you are behind us in this. If we come together with a concerted push we will overcome.

    Together we can lick this problem. Yes, together we can beat it.

    We simply will not take it lying down!

  • simon17
    simon17

    Ours honestly weren't too bad... the speaker said if the talk's material was too hard on us, we could rub on the spiritual eye salve to smooth things over

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    FACT: 90% of American men masturbate. The other 10% are confirmed liars!

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    What's long, round, hard and full of semen?

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    A submarine! Ooops, I spelled Seamen wrong. What were you thinking?

  • NewChapter
    NewChapter

    Kids are masturbating now? Oh, look at what this world is cumming to!

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Dismissing servant, so what is the ASL gesture for "masturbate"?

    Never mind, I watched the video. The brother demonstrated it at the 0:05" mark. Let's just say it was unmistakeable. He looked like he had a practiced hand.

    Another young man demonstrated again at the 0:23-24" mark. His was longer. What do you think that means?

    At 0:59 - 1:00" it looks like he does the sign for a man and then for a woman. I thought he did it before too. Don't know as I don't know ASL.

    Not to be disrespectful to the deaf or Hard-of-hearing, but I'm really surprised the WTBTS would create this video.

    Too absurd.

    00DAD

  • bats in the belfry
    bats in the belfry

    R E L A X - don't do it. When you want to go to it.

  • cult classic
    cult classic

    00DAD too funny!

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