Terry, I'm starting to wonder what lind of frontier hospital you've put yourself in. Does the stagecoach bring supplies on a regular schedule?
Maybe he can arrange a telgraph conference call with people in the big city who have microscopes and know how to identify "germs". they DO accept "germ theory" where you are, don't they? Or are they treating your humours, essences and force vitale?
When you unplug the blockage in your descending colon, beware the lahar of doom!
Coconut oil is rich in medium chain fatty acids which can have anti-viral effect. You may want to het some non-hydrogenated coconut oil from a health food store. It melts at about 76 °F. Put a teaspoon of it in your mouth and let it melt. Repeat this five more times. The fatty acids may help defeat the infection and they will also get some grease down in the lower end to stave off the destruction that your impending lahar promises.
Oh, and the CDC did express concerns about you being a "threat to society" -- are you certain they didn't say "a threat to The Society" which of course you are.