Sparlock - the aposta-superhero (page 3)

cedars

"Every little thing he does is magic!"

That made me chuckle!!

Cedars

Leolaia

A wizard named Sparlock
Was a very fine warlock
Until came the day
Caleb wanted to play
And Sparlock was thrown away

But it wasn't really tragic
Sparlock is versed in magic
So he conjured up a jinn
Who saved him from the bin
And pumped Sparlock full of win

Jeffro

Sparlock the Wizard makes Jehovah sad.

(Sigh)

Jeffro

I hope the GB explained to poor Jehovah in advance (he gets upset easily) that Sparlock is only a pretend fictional wizard.

Whoever came up with Sparlock in Bethel will be mighty pissed if this catches on and he can't claim copyright or royalties because he was just an anonymous bethel artist and didnt protect his "idea" ... LOL

Pixar should do a Sparlock movie just to spite the WTS for ripping off The Incredibles in such a trashy cult like way me thinks.

Witness My Fury

Sparlock - He will never shun you.

Sparlock - Cult anti hero - Vintage 2012

Sparlock - Anti Cult Hero - Since 2012

Sparlock - Good magic vs Bad magic - Who gives a F*ck

Sparlock - Because God cares what toy you play with!

Sparlock - Purple and proud of it

Witness My Fury

Not sure if its been mentioned before but I'm guessing the name Sparlock is from:

Spartan = warrior

Warlock = wizard

Quite catchy though LOL

cantleave

I am thinking of printing off posters and pinning them to KH doors?

jookbeard

go for it CL, send a couple down here!

Sparlock - the aposta-superhero

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