Sparlock - the aposta-superhero

by Lady Viola 72 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • cedars

    "Every little thing he does is magic!"

    That made me chuckle!!


  • Leolaia

    A wizard named Sparlock
    Was a very fine warlock
    Until came the day
    Caleb wanted to play
    And Sparlock was thrown away

    But it wasn't really tragic
    Sparlock is versed in magic
    So he conjured up a jinn
    Who saved him from the bin
    And pumped Sparlock full of win

  • jookbeard

    I'm in, great one CJ

  • Jeffro

    Sparlock the Wizard makes Jehovah sad.


  • Jeffro

    I hope the GB explained to poor Jehovah in advance (he gets upset easily) that Sparlock is only a pretend fictional wizard.

  • Witness My Fury
    Witness My Fury

    Whoever came up with Sparlock in Bethel will be mighty pissed if this catches on and he can't claim copyright or royalties because he was just an anonymous bethel artist and didnt protect his "idea" ... LOL

    Pixar should do a Sparlock movie just to spite the WTS for ripping off The Incredibles in such a trashy cult like way me thinks.

  • Witness My Fury
    Witness My Fury

    Sparlock - He will never shun you.

    Sparlock - Cult anti hero - Vintage 2012

    Sparlock - Anti Cult Hero - Since 2012

    Sparlock - Good magic vs Bad magic - Who gives a F*ck

    Sparlock - Because God cares what toy you play with!

    Sparlock - Purple and proud of it

  • Witness My Fury
    Witness My Fury

    Not sure if its been mentioned before but I'm guessing the name Sparlock is from:

    Spartan = warrior

    Warlock = wizard

    Quite catchy though LOL

  • cantleave

    I am thinking of printing off posters and pinning them to KH doors?

  • jookbeard

    go for it CL, send a couple down here!

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