Where can I find that puppet? haha.
Sparlock - the aposta-superhero
by Lady Viola 72 Replies latest watchtower bible
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NewChapter
For anyone interested, we are trying to coordinate an effort to avenge Sparlock. Come join us! Please leave your JWN name with the membership request.
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kurtbethel
The WT may sue over Sparlock, but they run the risk of being sued, since Sparlock is stolen goods from the Pokémon game.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
An aposta-superhero needs villians. How about these:
- Hamuel Serd - Grouchy real estate tycoon, doesn't believe in magic. A big fan of Willie Nelson.
- Jackery Geoffson - A boxing kangaroo that tells fantastical lies about being able to jump from Turkey to Australia, for example
- Leavin' Stett - A cross between Yosemite Sam and the Farting Preacher who can smile big as he shoots you for not sharing his fundy beliefs
- Lerrit Gösch- A bizarrely dressed Count Dracula that sucks the joy out of life
- Nanthony Norris - Hates education, can drain intelligence from people by standing near them
- Guyliner Piercings - Quite the opposite of his name, makes people dress and groom dull, no makeup or jewelry, all color becomes black-and-white in his presence
- Splavid Dayne - Promotes bad music, even music discs go out of tune in his presence. Speaks eloquently, but says absolutely nothing.
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dreamgolfer
Billy,
I love you man, that is awesome - soooo creative,
I wish I could DITCH my job and be on here all Day and Night!
I think the Sparlock deal is PRICELESS, I saw his FB page, wham, whatta hoot
can you imagine getting t shirts that say " I HEART Sparlock" and walking around the Convention venues ALL OVER THE WOYLD!
Would that be a trip,
or making T shirts and selling them on ebay!
Now we are talking BIG BUCKS BABY!
Sparlock needs a cool sign off...lets see
May the "Sparks Fly like the Wind"
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outsmartthesystem
I think we should all call the society and state that we'd like to purchase their new talking sparlock action figure
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Amelia Ashton
And if it doesn't talk and walk then it isn't magic!
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Sparlock the Aposta-Superhero needs a quirky sidekick. Introducing...
Coppernicus - The Copper Snake
Coppernicus is similar in manner to the snake in Jungle Book, but he's a good guy, super-educated, and is a medical doctor (named after the copper snake of Moses story) and can miraculously heal those virtuous in heart. He eats bad snakes and turns into a stick when Sparlock grabs his tail, also like the Moses story.
