Apostates defeated once again.....

by nananana 72 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • steve2

    Come on admit it nananana, you dress as a JW by day and an apostate by night. Crazy cross-dresser, huh?

    Night falls and you're inexorably drawn to the bright light of apostasy.

    Ka-pow: You're toast yet again .

  • dontplaceliterature

    nananana is probably a 12 year old girl.

  • moshe

    Actually, apostates have overpowered you- because you frequently visit our apostate living room and in so doing you have violated what you yourself posted a couple weeks ago-

    In summary, as we learned in this week's Bible study Acts 18:6 "Let your blood be upon your own heads. I am clean."

    Just walking through our forum has made you unclean by virture of the rules of your religion- you can't wash it off without confessing your secret sin of fraternizing with apostates to the elders and getting your hand slapped- and maybe even disfellowshipped for a lack of remorse and humility. Your awesome god- Jehoobber, sees all and knows all, as you say-- A warning example must be made of those JWs who show an unlawful independent spirit and who willfully ignore the pure directions of the (unknown and nameless) Faithful and Discreet Slave. Have a nice day.

  • HintOfLime
    the society released the district program on the official site completely and utterly slaying every single demented apostate on the face of the earth

    Alas - Jehovah wins again.

    Granted, powerful god jehovah can't cure disease as well as antibiotics.

    Granted, powerful god jehovah can't save people from violence and sufferning - or at lest, he won't.

    Granted, poweful god jehovah can't save women from rape.

    Granted, powerful god jehovah can't save children from pedophiles.

    Granted, powerful god jehovah can't raise the dead.

    But he can keep those district convention programs a big secret.

    Because that is what is important...

    What a wise, powerful, merciful god.

    Bravo, jehovah.


    - Lime

  • clarity

    NC ................what you mean there's no bes.........whaaatt ........

    "and there is no 'bester', or 'bestest', or 'more best' " ...............oh yeah and I suppose there is NO santa clause either!!!!!!!!!!!

    waaahhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!


  • blond-moment

    Yup the DC Program is on line alright. Seems like the "slaying" of apostates is coming in the form of a beat down of the witnesses, guilt, fear, shame and obey. Yeah, that's so slaying US.

  • tootired2care

    Do us all a favor, buy a thermos put some coffee in it and try to stay awake for all of that drivel produced by folks who have stated they are not inspired of God.

  • HintOfLime

    This thread and the poster just blows my mind.

    It's so stupid...

    It has nothing to do with anything... who cares about some stupid convention some religious zealots have?

    It's not even a secret....

    it's just... stupid!

    Hello!?! That's the accomplishment of your god?! Doesn't he have ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

    The original poster is the one making a joke of their god!

    - Lime

  • Knowsnothing

    The original poster is the one making a joke of their god!

    Agreed, Hint of Lime. God has nothing better to do than to prevent apostates from leaking information that will be readily available at one point in time or another anyways.

    I wonder if God plays with Rubick's cube in his spare time, or made a version so sophisticated that he himself can't solve...

  • Quandry

    I don't feel inclined to "dissect" anything concerning the WTBTS.

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