by 3rdgen 85 Replies latest watchtower scandals
The circuit overseer publicly stated during his visit that the reason Dinosaurs were created was so that there would be petroleum.
I pointed out to him after the meeting that in actuality, petroleum is not really squished Dinosaurs - and he took offense at this. Crude Oil really was squished dinosaur guts.
He proved it to me by making the observation that the Sinclair Oil Company had a brontosauros on their advertisements.
not from a meeting but an elder in my cong (good friend a chairman on my JC) was studying The Live Forever Book with a guy who had learning difficulties and they came to the picture of the 2 cherubs guarding The Garden of Eden after A&E had been kicked out, he asked who the 2 fairies were guarding the garden.
Too many to choose from. They usually came from the podium.
'God made dinosaurs to manure the ground so the plants would grow'
'God made flowers for women & vegetables for the men'
'Adam would've been able to pet a dinosaur'
'There were dinosaurs on the Earth when Noah lived'
'The Bible was only written for the 144,000'
'Christ only died for the 144,000 not all mankind'
Pretty much in every hall you will hear about the...
King James Virgin!
"Mankind was created to be gardners." - Elder and Field Service Overseer
"I can't wait talk to the apostles in the New World." - Ministerial Servant's wife who is "of the other sheep"
"Glaciers do not carve mountains. You can pour all the icecubes you want on a mountain and it won't change." - Public talk on creation vs evolution
"Jehovah would not want us to see 'Return of the Jedi' because it promotes violence." - Bible hilights talk given the night before Return of the Jedi premiered.
"We will have the privilege of teaching the likes of Daniel and the prophets." And I'm thinking that is NOT a pretty picture.
"Everything said on the platform is like it is said from Jehovah"
Said by a prominent elder's wife. This set off a huge red flag for me. Even when I was in, I knew better than to believe that.
"Seven million people can't be wrong"
Heard from the platform several times at my hall.
"Seven million people can't be wrong"
This shows how deluded they really are! With this line of reasoning, 1.5 BILLION muslims can't be wrong... 1 BILLION Hindus can't be wrong...
