Cool headlines from world wide press:
KOOL-AID MAN RESCUES THOUSANDS FROM CLUTCHES OF CULT!!!
Fearon Humble in Divine Role:
"I am only doing what any special man of God does"
Exclusive: Mr Fearon Talks about How He Un-witnesses the Witnesses:
"God works through me; I talk, they listen, I talk more, they listen more; I scream, they scream, we all scream. They are Jehovah's witnesses no more"
Fearon Finds Uses for Empty Kingdom Halls: "Hey, my framed photo looks great above the Year Text".
Dr Phil: Part 1: I help the Kool-Aid Man get a sense of proportion
Part 2: I give up and let the Kool-Aid man give me a sense of proportion
Oprah wants in on the action: I'll have the next available empty kingdom hall
Governing Body Head Hunts Fearon: Help Us Get Back to the Truth Brother Fearon! You're right:We're lost and need to be found.
Steve2 learns how to be breathless: He eats his words and is baptized into Kool-Aid's Church: He joins the iceberg man as the Titanic again sinks. He slowly drowns, but remains happy - he wears better ties than Rick. His body freezes but his brain still works over time. No more witnesses in Antartica. Next destination: New Zealand. No need for Mr Fearon: The average JW roles over and goes back to sleep. Mr Fearon last heard banging on doors of empty houses.
