...Watchtower World..A place where "Stupid is Better!"...

by OUTLAW 75 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    [email protected]!!..

    When they told me I couldn`t answer at Meetings I wasn`t going to..

    It totally took me by surprise.. I was Frigg`n Speechless..LOL!!..

    That was fine by me..

    I wasn`t going to Question that kind of Wisdom..

    Although it did make me wonder how these JW Elders found their way home..

    Or..

    The door to leave their house..

    ............................ ...OUTLAW

  • Lion Cask
    Lion Cask
    I'm not allowed to clean up lion shit.

    But, lion shit will not be the same, shamus. Not at all. Trust me, I know of what I speak. The stuff that will come out of the backsides of lions will be really, really nice. It might even be like mint jelly that the lambs can eat themselves, instead of themselves being eaten with it. How wonderful it will all be. Paradise earth, get it? Shit's nasty. There will be nothing nasty allowed in the Kingdom.

    I'm waiting for the WTS to tell us there will be no more shit in the Kingdom. This is kind of a stoopid proclamation preview for y'all.

    You're welcome.

  • Lion Cask
    Lion Cask

    Kingdom toilet paper.

    You won't even have to wash your hands afterward! Oh, how wonderful it will all be ...

  • moggy lover
    moggy lover

    Yeah, verily, Blessed are they who go round and round in endless circles

    for they shall be called

    BIG WHEELS

  • Ding
    Ding

    What are you complaining about?

    You said, "Stay Alive 'Til '75."

    And you DID, didn't you???

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Stupid isn`t always Funny in WatchTower World..

    Sometimes it`s "Just plain Mean"..

    Like Not helping a Df`d/JW Mother with a Baby Carriage up and down Kingdom Hall stairs..

    Or..

    Bethel leaving a WBT$/JW Missionary stranded, in a Foriegn Country..

    Because..

    They are Pissed Off,with Him or Her..

    ....................... ...OUTLAW

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I don't want them to help me. I don't need social rejects to give me their 'gifts'. ;)

  • MrFreeze
    MrFreeze

    You people are so mean making fun of the mentally challenged.

  • DanaBug
    DanaBug

    Speaking of stupid (and) shit:

    My grandmother once gave a comment during a Watchtower study that we would all have blue eyes in the New System. Why? Because brown eye color is the result of a build up of toxins in the body. IOW, brown eyes mean you're full of shit.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW
    My grandmother once gave a comment during a Watchtower study that we would all have blue eyes in the New System.
    Why? Because brown eye color is the result of a build up of toxins in the body. IOW, brown eyes mean you're full of shit.....DanaBug

    ............................ ...OUTLAW

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