Why not make a true religion?

Scully

Saviour needs a smack down. You'll look like a baboon in the morning.
shamus100

Oh love.. how could you hit someone as cute as I am? Just look at me - I'm adorable!!
Hither love... let me give you a kiss...
notverylikely

The true religion would be based on questions, not answers.
The answer is candied salted bacon.
Scully

Since you asked for a virgin, shamus, I thought some rough lovin' was in order.
shamus100

Hither kitten.... hither....
Forget the ceremonial bathing... a kiss will do.
5thGeneration
Cagefighter

Let's make a religion... I am your leader... send your money to PO BOX 123 DUMBASS AVE, DALLAS TX
shamus100

Cagefighter,
I am the way and the light. Lights truths light. Happiness is sending ME money....
get your cheezey religion out of here.
Church of the Monkey
Box 974
Toronto, Ontario
T8V 1M4
5thGeneration
aquagirl

Im not a "team player",hate authority of any kind and change my mind and priorities daily,sometimes hourly.I HATE rules,and I hate when people are mean to others.I think we make our own fate and we should do unto others and all that,So,for me,any type of religion is out of the question.