What Are Some Ridiculous Things JWs Have Said?

by minimus 64 Replies latest jw friends

  • cantleave

    The CO would ask if there was anything happening in the congregation that was grieving the spirit when the average hours were below the National average.

    After I turned apostate but was still an elder (and after the COBE and his mate had lied to the body and fixed a JC in favour of his daughter), the CO told the elders he could feel Jehovah's spirit operating on the body and the congregation. Needless to say the congregation average hours at the time were higher than the national average.

  • maninthemiddle

    At the DC this past year in a demo:

    Speaker: so brother soandso you lost you job and then you wife lost her job, what did you do?

    Bro sosandso: We decided to pioneer!

    PS: Right before he ended the final of the three demos he quickly mentions that three months later they found another job.

  • carla

    'demonically delicious'- I'm gonna borrow that one!

  • doublelife

    Reading the daily text can count as your daily bible reading.

  • finallysomepride


    Teenage brother goes to bed with problem on mind, wakes up with solution in hand!

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