Escape is possible, my gay XJW friend assures me. He sends you this encouraging story of his escape.
I WAS KIDNAPPED BY CHRISTIAN BANDITS, IMPRISONED IN A BIG TOWER, BUT I ESCAPED
"When i was just a princess (a little queen) a sad thing happened to me. I was tripping through the forest one day, singing my happy little maddona songs, when all of sudden I was surrounded by a gang of roving Christian bandits.
They ripped my dress of me, saying that the big dog in the sky was not happy when little boys wore girl's dresses. Then they blindfolded me, so that I could not see the attractions of world. My mouth was forced open, and something hard pushed in deep down my throat. I found out later that it was a bible, because they said I needed to eat more spiritual food.
Then they took me to a grim gray castle with a big tower, ruled over by a big bad dog who lived in the sky. I was kept a prisoner in the castle and forced to listen to talks about the bible and to sing their songs, instead of my happy little madonna songs.
After a while i could remember nothing else and became a slave in the castle tower, watched over by the guardians of the tower. I was told I had to wear horrible grey suits, that made me look like a sack of potatoes. One day in desperation, I made myself a beautiful pink suit, everyone frowned at me and told me that the big grim gray dog up in the sky had sent a message that he was angy at me. He said I lacked fashion sense. I cried and burnt my beautiful bright pink suit.
In time, I nearly forgot my previous happy little princess life. I earned the trust of the guardians of the roving Christian bandits. Then they took me out with them to trap other happy little queens.
But one day, I fell into a deep fever, and in my sickness, (which the guardians said was a spiritual sickness) I had a sudden vision of my life long ago, and remembered what a happy little queen I had once been, before being captured by the roving Christian bandits.
Tears fell from eyes, I felt so sad that I had never had the chance to grown up to be a BIG queen. I cried out in my anguish and thought that i could never escape from the grim gray castle.
BUT someone had heard my anguished cries and understood the terror in my heart in being forced to spend the rest of my life in the big dog's grim gray tower.
The next moment my Prince Charming appeared before before me. He said, "Oh! little queen, I've been looking everywhere for you. and, at last I've found you locked up by the wicked, roving, Christian bandits in the big dog's grim gray tower"
"Oh! dear Prince Charming," I cried, " if only you had come sooner, I fear it is too late, I've forgotten how to be a happy little queen."
"It's never, never, too late to be a queen", my prince charming told me... "just close your eyes, you sweet little thing, and I will give you a magic potion that will make all things new for you".
I shut my eyes, expectantly! My Prince Charming asked me to open my mouth. I nearly refused, with my bad memories of the bible being forced down my throat, but filled with a bright hope for a better future, I opened my mouth - and ... (censored, censored, censored) ... The moment I tasted it, I knew that is was what i should have had in my mouth all my life.
My PC sighed and prayed. "Oh! bright and happy good fairy in the sky ", he said fervently, " this little queen is a natural - she does it so well"
The grim gray castle and its tower began to dissolve in front of me, and the big gray dog fell out of heaven, and drowned in the deep sea. And, I found that I was going back to the days of my youth. "Hallelujah!" I sang.
Oh happy, happy days ... when next I opened my eyes, the big bad dog's castle and tower had totally gone. Wonderful music with a heavy beat filled the air. My feet started to move in a way I thought that I had forgotten, and the empty space where the grim gray castle and tower once stood, was suddenly full of beautiful dancing boys, dancing without clothes.
"Come here, princess," one of the dancing boys called. He helped me out of my ugly grey suit, and started to dance with me.
He whispered in my ear, "Hey! I've never seen you around here before, you're so cute" and I was filled with a deep joy. I started to sing a new song, "Rejoice, rejoice", I sang, " All the boys of the world are at hand
And I lived happily ever after.