in the JW new system will there be...

by highdose 63 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • trueblue
    trueblue

    The earth would be brought back to the way it was ment to be with the waters devided by heaven creating a canopy of water around the earth, making the earth into a planetarium. The earths temperature would be pretty much the same comfortable temperature all the way around.

  • highdose
    highdose

    true blue... i've exactly that theory debunked by a JW, can't remember the scripture used though...

    maybe i was too busy thinking about what he would look like in the new system with no clothes....

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    ... there will be white butterflies.....

    ...and snails....

    ....and lions....

    ...in my garden eating my goddamn cabbages. As if I haven't got enough problems with bugs already.

  • designs
    designs

    Carrier Pigeons

  • highdose
    highdose

    another great point black sheep, will there be bugs? the worlds eco system needs bugs, even if they do have a habit of eating crops and stinging us and biting us etc etc...

    and for the record i don't belive in the new system anymore ( see privious threads by me if you like) But this is a good way of debunking the "paradise myth"

    heres another one... death will be no more, well what if you fall off a cliff/tree/house/moutain?????

  • Juli
    Juli

    No electricity? How many caged hamsters will it take to overcome gravity and accomplish interplanetary travel??

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep
    what if you fall off a cliff/tree/house/moutain?????

    You won't fall off a mountain coz you are not stupid. You are perfect.....in every way.... you won't even need a bra

  • highdose
    highdose

    let em swing free eh black sheep?

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    I am presuming that there won't be any lantana in the bush to get my bits tangled in

  • highdose
    highdose

    your bits will be perfect black sheep, they will never get tangled in anything you don't want em to!!!

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