Name Some Stupid Watchtower Rules or Ideas (page 3)

Never miss a memorial "celebration" or Satan will possess you for the rest of your life.

A tie must be worn by men even if it's 110 degrees! A woman must not wear slacks even if it's 20 below zero!

Don't masturbate - remember Jehovah is watching (f****** pervert)

if a wife is vocal, her husband needs to talk to her to get her under control.

children need to be made to sit still for 2 hours at a time or you're not training your children properly.

Don't buy antiques they could be possessed and could lead into satan's grasp

Ignore anyone of the opposite sex at work - you might end up in bed with them

If you are staying in a hotel during a convention wear your badge at all times (even if you decide to use the pool)

you need to turn in a report slip if you want Jehovah to be pleased with you.

you need to join a school in order to know how to preach.

you need special qualifications to 'handle a microphone".

At a convention don't save seats for anyone except those travelling with you in your car.

Don't watch R-rated movies...

Watching PG-13 movies indicates "spritual weakness" as well...

Name Some Stupid Watchtower Rules or Ideas