Notes From the Annual Meeting - Oct 3, 2009

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  • wobble
    wobble

    It's true Isaacausten,

    after the G.Bhave done their laundry, cooked their own meals and cleaned their own rooms, they only have time to generate some more sparks on the Noo Lite generator. far to busy to be on here.

    Is Angeleyes for real ? Tell me she is a piss taking apostate, nobody is really that naive, surely ?

    They can tinker all they like with the generation doctrine, but they cannot let go of 1914 ,because if they do they have no "choosing" by Christ in 1919 and therefore no authority, no reason TO BE.

    This really is their Achilles heel, it is all arrant nonsense, they know it, but they have to continue to run with it because otherwise they would lose "their position and their place"

    Love

    Wobble

  • jookbeard
  • metatron
    metatron

    I have to wonder if using all these CO's to teach suggests that they are being phased out. The Generation stuff is just "say anything" interpretation. Throw out some half believable garbage and Witlesses will eagerly deceive themselves into wasting more years of life. The new "love" stuff is interesting. Usually this sort of thing is just butt covering to give the organization an opportunity to say "Uh, yeah, we're charitable".

    metatron

  • Earnest
    Earnest

    I would like to read the scriptural justification for this rather unusual application of the parable of the sower before expressing a view, but it has long been understood that there are two classes of the anointed, namely the Ruth class and the Naomi class. The Naomi class were those who were anointed prior to 1919 and the Ruth class were those who were anointed from 1919 onwards. This was specifically discussed in a drama at the assemblies in 1972.

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    Earnest, just how many bloody classes do these paedophile protecting/murderers need?

  • Trevor Scott
    Trevor Scott

    : just how many bloody classes do these paedophile protecting/murderers need?

    Well, let's see. There's the "144,000" class,
    the "achan" class,
    the "kingdom of the heavens" class,
    the "stranger" class,
    the "anointed" class,
    the "remnant" class,
    the "remnant servant" class,
    the "faithful and wise servant" class,
    the "faithful" class,
    the "wise servant" class,
    the "anointed faithful and wise servant" class,
    the "anointed servant" class,
    the "faithful and discreet slave" class,
    the "servant" class,
    the "faithful servant" class,
    the "modern-day Amos" class,
    the "Samson" class,
    the "modern-day Elijah" class,
    the "evil slave" class,
    the "evil servant" class,
    the "man of lawlessness" class,
    the "wicked and sluggish slave" class,
    the "antichrist" class,
    the "wicked slave" class,
    the "wicked servant" class,
    the "Naomi" class,
    the "Ruth" class,
    the "wise virgin" class,
    the "virgin" class,
    the "church" class,
    the "bride" class,
    the "goat" class,
    the "other sheep" class,
    the "earthly sheep" class,
    the "earthly other sheep" class,
    the "sheep" class,
    the "Millennial sheep" class,
    the "Jonadab" class,
    the "Jonathan" class,
    the "faithfully enduring wheat" class,
    the "faithful wheat" class,
    the "Kingdom wheat" class,
    the "harvested wheat" class,
    the "righteous wheat" class,
    the "kingdom of heaven" class,
    the "tare" class,
    the "foolish virgins" class,
    the "wicked and slothful servant" class,
    the "man of sin" class,
    the "temple" class,
    the "kingdom of heaven" class,
    the "sojourner" class,
    the "great multitude" class,
    the "son of perdition" class,
    the "elect" class,
    the "first resurrection" class,
    the "elect servant" class,
    the "Jotham" class,
    the "daughter" class,
    the "prodigal son" class,
    the "prodigal" class,
    the "royal bride" class,
    the "virgins" class,
    the "Delilah" class,
    the "Jepthah's daughter" class,
    the "minority preacher of righteousness" class,
    the "house of the "Lord" class,
    the "Esau" class,
    the "Jacob" class,
    the "elder" class,
    the "younger" class,
    the "younger son" class,
    the "swine" class,
    the "famine-hit official citizen" class, (nice!!)the "elder son" class,
    the "elective elder" class,
    the "sanctuary" class,
    the "watchman" class,
    the "Jephthah" class,
    the "rich man" class,
    the "Lazarus" class,
    the "beggar" class,
    the "good neighbor" class,
    the "antitypical Jacob" class,
    the "Ephraim" class,
    the "foolish virgin" class,
    the "millions now living that will never die" class,(otherwise known as the "yeah, right" class)the "Lord's goat" class,
    the "young man" class,
    the "natural man" class,
    the "rest of the dead" class,
    the "prisoner" class,
    the "sons of Levi" class,
    the "dumb dog" class,
    the "Jerusalem" class,
    the "false prophet" class,
    the "live goat" class,
    the "tribulation" class,
    the "three hundred" class,
    the "millions" class that shall not die,
    the "wicked" class,
    the "great company" class,
    the "stiff-necked or stubborn, slothful" class,
    the "nearer kinsman" class,
    the "wicked" class,
    the "seed" class,
    the "it" class, (no joke, and my personal fav)
    the "more holy than thou" class, (my runner up fav ;)
    the "desolate" class,
    the "Joshua" class,
    the "gathered out" class,
    the "strong" class,
    the "sons of the "prince" class,
    the "mystery" class,
    the "John" class,
    the "Elijah" class,
    the "scape-goat" class,
    the "scapegoat" class,
    the "clergy" class,
    the "foolish virgin" class,
    the "Isaac" class,
    the "we" class,
    the "us" class,
    the "good ground" class,
    the "beloved" class,
    the "servants of the Bride" class,
    the "feet" class,
    the "thee" class,
    the "stars of Heaven" class,
    the "sands upon the seashore" class,
    the "more than conqueror" class,
    the "greater spiritual" class,
    the "little flock" class,
    the "called" class,
    the "Higher Critic" class,
    the "Ye" class,
    the "chaff" class,
    the "honored" class,
    the "chosen" class,
    the "overcomers" class,
    the "dog" class,
    the "jewel" class,
    the "elder brother" class,
    the "Haman" class, ..............

    and many more I'm sure.

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    Trevor; more then I thought LOL shame the "Truth Class" cant be labelled to them!

  • wantstoleave
    wantstoleave

    Dozy, yes after I had logged out, I was thinking how the Australian branch could be overseeing Samoa. Thanks for pointing it out :)

  • middleman
    middleman

    bttt

  • bohm
    bohm

    TREVOR: Okay, i know i sound clueless, but is that list actually real classes found in the litterature from the WTS?

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