Our Happy Homemaker, en route to Newfoundland, finds himself rather unexpectedly off course - in the Sahara desert. We understand, via radio transmissions bounced off asteroid B-612, that currently he is keeping company with M. Antoine de Saint-Exupery and the Little Prince. Repairs are being made on his Sopwith Camel. We anticipate his return during the next full moon.
We, Happy Homemaker's devoted and loyal staff, must ask you to await the Master's judgment in this most unusual of cases. We would be remiss were we to offer any advice, approbation or censure in this highly sensitive arena of canine-feline interpersonal relationships.
Nevertheless (off the record), to employ the metaphor of the fox and the hound, one could sympathize with the hound.
Helpfully but not officially yours,