Dear lord! How easy it is to convince some of you people of supernatural events! It's like some of you are on the edge of your seats just pissing yourselves in anticipation of something unexplained to come your way so you can jump on it and claim a visit from another realm. There is no evidence at all offered here, just a stupid story by someone who you don't even know. It could be completely made up. Yet some of you come out of the stalls racing for some "God explanation." Geez, you people are sick AND stupid. I laugh at you openly for such gullibility. It's childish and not funny or cute at all. Can anyone prove that they were not angels. NO. We can not prove a negative. But here's some rational explanations:
First and formost: Cop cars, buses, ambulances and the like have devices that "freeze" the lights or change them so that they can pass by on a green. This is a commonly known fact.
Ikbars and habfros came by to save you.
Hyper tension caused you to hallucinate.
Heartburn gave you a warm fuzzy feeling that made you hallucinate.
Some fallacies: Yes, cop cars DO have solid red lights, I've been ticketed by them before.
Yes, other emergency vehicles DO stop for oncoming sirens, it is a matter of safety.
Questions: How do you know oncoming traffic had a green if you couldn't see it from your direction? Could you be mistaken about that?
OK I'm just kidding! Of course I believe your quaint little story! In fact I had an angel visit me just now, and he said that all of you here who believe that story was angels must send me all of their money or else die of torture at the hands of God. I have gold plates in my basement to prove this. Please send your money to heaven's new address: 777 Gullible Lane, Shittown, NJ. Be sure to include some of your slobber as proof of your spirituality. (Drool, duh..... hic, slobber slobber.)