Did you guys hear that KFC is running a Hillary Clinton special?
Two thick thighs
Two small breast
and One left wing.
Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour
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Priest73
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Dansk
Hear about the blind skunk?
It fell in love with a fart!
Ian
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Priest73
Nice. I like it.
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horrible life
Why did the cannibal spit out the clown?
It tasted funny. -
Sad emo
What do you call a blind stag?
No idea! (think about it!)
What do you call a blind stag with no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a blind stag with no legs and no 'tackle'?
STILL NO EFFIN' IDEA!!
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Sad emo
And a really dirty joke now....
... A guy fell in some mud!
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Priest73
No effing eye deer?
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Sad emo
No effing eye deer?
Oh c'mon priest I was trying to keep your thread from getting locked or my post from being cleaned up lol! No 'tackle' = organ! 'effing = f***king! Confuscious, he say never eat yellow snow...
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MsMcDucket
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
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... and God said "Let there be light" and there was light - and you could see for miles!
And God said to Noah "Come forth from the ark" but Noah being of great years and slow of feet came fifth...