Welcome Father Price.
My oldest brother was DF'd and now he is Catholic. He even gets to hand out the
cookies body of Christ to everyone. He could never be a priest as he is too horny, has six kids. I go to church every once in a while but I am not a true believer. My favorite part of mass is when you burn the incense, I love the smell. One thing I learned is NEVER wear a silk shirt to church. I couldn't believe it when the priest threw Holy Water at the congregants. At least it didn't burn me. I guess that's a good sign.