When I started going to the gym to workout my wife bought me some wonderful liquid soap. I forget the brand name, but I think it sounded close to "prison rape with a hint of kiwi".
I declined and opted for bar soap instead. Unfortunately due to the mobile container the soap bar gets stuck to the inside of the container and usually leaves me naked trying to pry a soggy white bar of pseudosoap out of a container in a room full of naked men.
In light of this we hit a compromise. She got me a more manly liquid soap ("Prison rape, but haha, I have herpes") and I can put it in a smaller more portable container that will be less conspicuous.