I can see the Legal organization saying,
Hey, look everyone, we have an
"OFFICIAL UNITED NATIONS PASS"
and the spirit directed part of the organization saying:
A what? Do you know what that is?? That's demonic.. Get rid of it..
And the Legal corporation saying:
No, we didn't have to sign for it, they just gave it to us..
And the Spirit organization saying:
Oh, that's better.. Whew! Because Jehovah certainly wouldn't like it if we had to sign for it.
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Years go by, and the Legal corporation now has to sign for it:
Legal: Huh? We never had to sign for it before. They just gave us these cute little badges so we can use your library and frollick on the grounds of the beast itself.. You mean you want us to sign for it now?
Spirit: Get rid of it, it's demonic..
Legal: You didn't mind when we didn't have to sign for it before
Spirit: Well, now there's proof... errr.. a legally binding.. err.. no, we don't worry about legalities, we are god's representatives.. errr.. there was new light, yeah, that's it.. new light.. get rid of the card NOW!!! DESTROY THE CARD.. DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE..
Legal: I don't understand..
Spirit: You don't have to understand, Jehovah has spoken thru us.. Don't question us man, just get rid of that card now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--- Hmmm, ya know, aren't some of the GB still on the board of directors for the corporation.. Just think, this battle occured in the same head.. Talk about split personalities <ROFL>...
Oh, BTW: The whole point to my diatribe here is to show exactly how rediculous and perposterous it is to believe the UN hands out free library cards to every Tom, Dick, Harry and cult member on the street. YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR THE CARD, AND OF COURSE YOU'LL HAVE TO SIGN SOMETHING FOR IT.. It's a pass to the grounds of the UN.. I wonder if Bin laden has a pass too, because no one checked him out, or made him sign anything :-)
And my second point was to show exactly how rediculous it is to try to seperate the 'legal' and 'spirit' organization in this case..
I'd like to hear the WT reason for legally needing a library card, that wasn't in some way helping the spirit part... It cannot be done!!!