Ritchie - as an attendant - have you thought about what sign you'd be carrying around??
I'm assuming there's going to be a dance area,
and I'll be standing there with a sign that says, "please keep moving"
2007 International Apostate Tour
by lawrence 79 Replies latest jw friends
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RichieRich
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El Kabong
Mary, you are BRILLIANT!!
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nvrgnbk
Awesome! I'll be there bright and early for the walk-through brother lawrence!
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RichieRich
instead of wearing suits, can we make it a clothing optional convention? and if so, can I just wear my lapel badge on my nipple?
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BFD
RichieRih- instead of wearing suits, can we make it a clothing optional convention? and if so, can I just wear my lapel badge on my nipple?
I second that! Clothing optional is the way to go. Also more dubie breaks will be required and of course more cookies.
Richie, I'll need a piercing to hold my badge, OK?
BFD
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nvrgnbk
This is gonna be the best freakin' District Convention ever!
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dedpoet
You guys are so funny. There is a dc held in the city I work in,
only about 10 minutes walk from my office, so maybe I can
arrange something......Actually, we could have a baptismal pool filled with beer instead of water
That's a great idea, maybe I could get one of the local breweries
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DJK
You should have live cam so those on the JWD who can't attend could at least watch.
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lawrence
Richie - the nipple lapel pin is a must. Yes, you have the dance area - keep them loud and moving.
Mary - the baptismal pool full of 420 IPA on day 1, Colt 45 on day 2.
Honesty - you have the altar call, just be careful some don't get into the sacrifiices line.
El kabong - you're the bong attendant, use prudence with the newbies.
Everyone - this is moving forward! Some suggestions of 2 or 3 DCs in close proximity. You may have heard of the 'Burning Man' conventions, well we're instituting the 'Burning Rag' conventions - bring all those "old light" books and mags, we'll roast goats with "old light".
Have to make a call to Evil Slave James Brown at Bethel about special bus passes for elderly brothers and sisters.
Minimus - do you have your outline ready?
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lawrence
BB- no kool aid!
Mary - great news - the brothers have just appointed you District Assembly Overseer. You don't have to wear a napkin on your head either.