If you had to, what religion would you choose to be?

by Crumpet 81 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    LOL moshe! that guy cracks me up. there is a video of him on youtube giving his famous "f*ck" sermon. too funny. great sense of humor. too bad he and his followers had to go and poison 400 people.


    if i had to choose one religion it would be Jedi, hands down.

    tetra

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  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    Screw religion...I hate religion with a passion - who has the right to say how, when and where you should worship?

    I choose spirituality over religion any day and there is a considerable difference between the two.

    Gary

  • needproof
    needproof

    Buddhist, makes sense to me

  • themonster123
    themonster123

    I would be a Mormon... j/k

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    dang I almost got one...j/k

  • minimus
    minimus

    For tax purposes, I'd form my own group. Something like "The All Are Welcome Ministries".

  • Anti-Christ
    Anti-Christ
    Seems to me that JC just hung out with his friends, did a little traveling, went to a few parties, drank a little wine & bread, liked to go fishing on occasion, offered uptight people a dose of reality, helped the poor, healed everyone who was sick and gave his life for his friends, so they could continue his lifestyle forever. I choose relationship over religion to be my "religion".

    I would be a Perry Witnesse!!

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    Surfing

    • we go out early to worship and participate
    • many try to encourage the weak ones
    • the liturgy is a cleansing experience
    • after the cleansing we can have a burnt sacrifice at the barbeque; typically the male presides
    • keeping holy the sabbath is highly encouraged - we have other holydays as well
    • the church is worldwide, and the news is spread in action as much as word

    I could go on

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    If you define religion as any organized religion, then my answer would be none.

    However,

    If you define religion as independantly absorbing like a sponge:

    that which is truly good and eternal,

    that which is the understanding of life and death,

    that which is the knowing of both good and evil,

    that which is the causation of blessing and cursing,

    that which is the love of knowledge, and the painful hindsight of ignorance,

    that which is the drive to excel, and the weakness to sin,

    that which impels us to improve, and that which hampers our progress,

    that which makes us god-like, and that which makes us mortal,

    that which teaches us patience, and that which helps us to take decisive action,

    that which is the striving for understanding of everything,

    that which urges us to immortality,

    Then my answer would have to be:

    Christian, as in individually striving to be like Christ Jesus.

    BA- It's a multiple choice quiz, you know.

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