Stupid Brits!

by nicolaou 86 Replies latest jw friends

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  fifi40

  Abaddon

  When we go abroad we are indolently expectant of everything being like it is at home...............reminds me of the joke.......All foreigners speak English, you just have to shout loud enough.

  The NHS.............dont get me started................lets give drug addicts cash payments, i-pods, televisions or vouchers for staying off drugs, but we cant afford to give the medication required to some people suffering with alzheimers, cancer and the like.

  And dare I say it, but didnt Enoch Powell have a point........................
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  becca1

  Is it true you all have bad teeth?
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  fifi40

  Becca 1

  Yep they are very bad...........................so please forgive us if they BITE ya...........................
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  Robdar

  We can take it! C'mon tell us why we're so stupid, it can't be that difficult we elected Tony Blair for god's sake!

  Of course you can take it, a Brit started this thread. You might not find it so funny if, say, a Frenchman started it.

  By the way, a good portion of you are drunk and you all have big feet. "Mind the gap" my ass.
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  Abaddon

  Robdar

  Of course you can take it, a Brit started this thread. You might not find it so funny if, say, a Frenchman started it.

  Go on then Robdar, if you're so determined to prove the average Brit is as sensitive as some Americans are, go to it. Try and be mean. No one will ever accuse you of being anti-British. You're just joining in what we probably do better and know more about than you, trashing our own country. Maybe you should start a thread trashing the US to show how well you can take it when you start such a thread, as that seems to be your argument.

  We don't have to be like some American's are. Britain doesn't have to be best at everything and uncriticized for Brits to feel okay about themselves. Saying we are shit is okay, especially if it's funny and at least partially true.

  You DO take this stuff seriously though! Relax!
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  LittleToe

  Well, ya know what thery say about men with big feet? Big feet...

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  ...big shoes...

  Besides, we take the p*ss out of the French and Germans regularly, too, and they us

  We've been the butt of international humour for so long that we enjoy it. America has just started getting a taste of it for the last couple of decades, and has yet to succumb to the masochistic tendancy
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  fifi40

  Odbarr

  Hic...............its su...rreal....your picktur.................now what was you sayin about our feets.......ah yes..........well at least thats the only part of us thats big...............and mind the gap well that doesnt apply to you anyway..........Hic
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  hillary_step

  I think that Quentin Crisp summed it up admirably :

  “I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned”

  HS
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  tijkmo

  We suck at at sport every sport we invented. Football. Tennis. Cricket. Rugby. Boxing.

  hey we dont suck at rugby anymore...we've got jonny back

  and we beat the ozzies at cricket this week

  and 'we' have a wimbledon contender

  and rooney is back on form

  and boxing isnt a sport
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  dmouse

  I can't believe no one's mentioned Jade Goody yet!