Ahem. Not that I have a vengeful spirit, but I definitely believe in an eye for an eye. I say that you pay a little visit to the Kingdumb Hall one night when their cars are parked there. You mix eggs and flour and pour it all over their cars and it'll set like freaking concrete if left long enough or it'll just make a reeeally bad mess.
Those idiots will think twice before they pull that crap again.......not that I've uh, ever done that.
If that's not in your nature, but you still would like to get even, you could do a Letter to the Editor of your local newspaper, and, without mentioning them by name, relate what members of a cult will do when you try celebrating a holiday that they don't personally approve of and that the public should be aware next time they come knocking at your door.
Dear Mary,
That sounds great, but honestly it isn't in my nature. However, a letter to the editor is in my nature!! I will definately consider this!! "Think Twice Before Becoming a Member!!" like the Eagles song..you can check out any time you like but you can never leave!!
Sincerely,
Lady Liberty