Words and expressions a JW can't say

by JH 56 Replies latest jw friends

  • Spectre
    Spectre

    My elder step-dad was big on euphanisms. Darn, dang = Damn, etc. He always looked kinda crazy(we later found out he is) calling people on little words like that.

  • bronzefist
    bronzefist

    I'm sorry.

    It was my fault.

    You were right I was wrong.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I can think for myself.

    An answer that disagrees with the one in the paragraph.

  • blondie
    blondie

    Good ones, bronzefist.

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost.

    the sign of the cross.

  • AuntieJane
    AuntieJane

    Trick or Treat!

    What did your fortune cookie say?

    I won the lottery!

    BINGO!

    My son made a touchdown last nite!

    My daughter is the goalie on her soccer team.

    I gave blood.

    THIS IS GETTING DEPRESSING ...(said by Auntie Jane :o( )

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    I will be faithfull to my loved ones...OUTLAW

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    My blood type is O negative. (or whatever)

    I just got a promotion and I'll be doing overtime for a month to learn the job.

    WOnce

  • bigmouth
    bigmouth

    Gee
    Jeepers
    Gosh
    Golly
    ..and of course, George Carlins 'Heavy Seven'!

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    KAZUNHIGHT, when one sneezes

    bulletin board, you cant post anything on it

    back call, you cant make one.

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