Words and expressions a JW can't say

by JH 56 Replies latest jw friends

  • mama1119
    mama1119

    "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?"

    "I am so excited for the prom this Saturday"

    "Whats your sign?"

  • Dark Knight
    Dark Knight

    Wanker, Bitch, Bloody Hell, Anything with the F word (instant heart attack for any JW within proximity) "The Finger" (ok it's not a word but it's an expression)

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    magic, lol

  • AnonyMouse
    AnonyMouse

    Thanks for the gift, mom

    I'm happy you respect my beliefs and views on your religion, mom

    Hey babe, let's get busy (:P)

    This sunday, our family should have a bit of fun

    *every cuss word I almost say when I hurt myself or do something stupid*

  • skin
    skin

    I once started the book study prey with " We will JUST a pproach Jehovah....". Elder told me afterwards that we do not JUST a pproach Jah in pray

  • lighthouse19something
    lighthouse19something

    I was filled with the spirit

    I was drunk with the spirit

    Heal me

    It doesn't matter which church you go to

    Thank you, Jesus

    I got a prophetic word

    I had a prophetic dream

    Raise your arms in praise

    I put in for overtime

    Let the good times roll

    I feel the spirit

  • Genesis
    Genesis

    Esti de tabarnak ! Ah, it feels good !

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