I'm under orders from Grace to spank Ross when I see him!
I've got no problems with this (I'm comfortable with my sexuality), but if anyone else wants to help out feel free.........
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I'm under orders from Grace to spank Ross when I see him!
I've got no problems with this (I'm comfortable with my sexuality), but if anyone else wants to help out feel free.........
Seven days,
I can smell the aroma and the crackle of the pompadoms from here.
KT
6 DAYS TILL THE APOSTACURRY
Well Gary and I had a great day shopping!
I bought some FABULOUS shoes! Oh...My....God.... they are fabulous! They are red satin stillettos. So I had to buy the matching bag. Then I had to buy a matching red top (Tshirt with sparkles). The plan is to wear red Tshirt, black jeans and the red stillettos!
So with this outfit in mind, Gary had to get a new outfit too...LOL. His doesn't involve red stillettos, although we hear that you can buy them on the internet in size 11.
My mobile phone contract was up for renewal so I ended up with a new phone too (woohooo). http://www.ciao.co.uk/Sony_Ericsson_W810I_walkman_phone__Review_5589679
So here I am with my snazzy new phone and Gary decides to copy me and buy the exact same one! F**king Liberty! (this last phrase can be explained if you go here, its hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rflnjqxPKxg)
Sirona
I always knoew you had a kinky side! Did you hide him under your groceries? LT
This is why your smacking his arse for me..... He wrote this for all to read
Well Gary and I had a great day shopping!
Actually although I said in my previous post that I didnt do girly shopping, both Dawn and I are of the same mind and generally did our own thing and met in the middle - So I agree we did have a great day actually and it was completely stress free. (For those that might know me, shopping and me dont normally mix too well.)
Dawn got her hair cut by a ridiculously expensive hairdresser but I am sure you will agree when you see her at the curry she looks gorgeous, so it was well worth it. However I will stick to paying £5 for short back and sides LOL.
So while Dawn was quaffing red wine at the salon I was in waterstones picking up a statute book that I needed for work; they screw me for more and more money each year....£70!!! for a lousy statute book; I think they charge that much because they can get away with it.
I did get a new outfit and sadly couldnt find any size 11 stillettos; my order however has been placed online and they should be here in a fortnight.
For the record I didnt copy Dawn in the choice of mobile phone as I had had my eye on that model since before she was looking at handsets....well at least thats my story and I am sticking to it. Great phone though although I dont think we have thought this through really...how we will tell whos phone is whose is anyones guess.
Why the hell have I just spent 15 minutes typing about a shopping trip...am I going soft in my old age?
Must be....I blame Dawn.
DB74
PS: Did I happen to mention that she has given me tonsilitus??? F***kin Liberty indeed!!!
I'm under orders from Grace to spank Ross when I see him!
Rumour has it that he actually likes it though...I think we should dream up another suitable punishment for him that others who are also comfortable with their sexuality can also partake!
DB74
However I will stick to paying £5 for short back and sides
What! You pay as much as that!!
Regarding the tonsilitis, it's a fact that it can't be caught through kissing - unless there's some tongue involved
As for smacking LT's backside, well, I'd be tempted if he had his kilt, but I don't think he'll be wearing it! Still, he's stayng here and anything can happen during the night
Glad you had a good day's shopping Gary & Dawn - but I'm not showing Claire this thread otherwise she'll be wanting a new outfit, too.
Just to reiterate, IT'S CASUAL WEAR for the curry evening - so don't be thinking you have to dress up like a penguin and his mate!
Ian
Rumour has it that he actually likes it though...I think we should dream up another suitable punishment for him that others who are also comfortable with their sexuality can also partake!
I had thought about making him dress in a skirt, but apparently he does that anyway!
Just to reiterate, IT'S CASUAL WEAR for the curry evening - so don't be thinking you have to dress up like a penguin and his mate!
You mean I dug out my old meeting suit for nothing?