What is the naughtiest thing you ever did during a dist./circuit assembly?

by lovernotafighter 95 Replies latest jw friends

  • LuckyNun
    LuckyNun

    Well, nothing really until 1992, when my friend Erin O'S. told me I'd been marked and other teenagers were encouraged to not hang out with me. Mind you, at this point, I'd never had a boyfriend, never even been kissed by a boy. Also, at this point, I'd decided to leave as soon as I turned eighteen, and had started saving money from my paper route and fast food job, so's I'd have a cushion.

    Anyway, at the summer 1992 district convention in Cicero, I renewed a friendship with Steve H., who'd recently been re-instated, and was the brother of Leah H., one of the holier-than-thou teenagers who had told Erin O'S. to stop being my friend. During an informative conversation in the stairwell behind Food Services, he pretty much admitted he'd gotten back in so he could stay at home or whatever, and believed in it about as much as I did.

    We headed up to the rooftop, made out, fooled around a little, and ended up kinda doin' it behind one of the rooftop HVAC units. Later that night, we snuck out of the motel where our families were staying and fooled around under the motel's satellite dish, which was conveniently hidden from view by a bunch of shrubbery. We also snuck out and fooled around during the circuit assembly up in Janesville.

    I wasn't even really attracted to him, but it was my way of showing solidarity with fellow heathens. Outwardly we pretended to hate each other, so no one would catch on. Later that summer, when I had my graduation party, he showed up and, in front of a group of people, made a point of telling me he'd gotten a place of his own with a friend of his and that I "should visit sometime." I shrugged it off, and said, "oh, that's cool," but I was so pissed off that he'd call attention to us somehow that I ignored him completely after that.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Hell, I was far too good. I feel not worthy to be an apostate. Though here in England we all live near enough to assemblies to be ferried backwards and forwards by bus so there's not a lot of scope for all the f^&*ing you guys were apparently doing. It sure would have stumbled me a lot sooner had I known about it.

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    I dunno Ballistic, we were pretty NAUGHTY in the UK. We used to get a pre assembly talk every year telling us not to run up and down in the lifts at the hotels.

    Of course we were too poor to stop in hotels, so we got the coach instead, and we thought how terribly WICKED those RICH witlesses were!

  • KW13
    KW13

    I've done nothin really...i feel really bad. I might go to this years convention in Manchester to sort that (one of the days not all lol)

    er, i sprayed cola on a lad that tried to cause trouble, told his mum to get lost at an Assembly

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Yeah DAMN we were naughty katiekitten. We got counseled about "wandering around the assembly grounds" during the program. One pioneer even suggested to me I should attend another assembly because I was volunteering!

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten
    suggested to me I should attend another assembly because I was volunteering

    Yeah, and I bet you were REALLY BAD and didnt go did you?!

    We were on the cutting edge of naughty, seriously.

  • I-follow-the-narrow-path
    I-follow-the-narrow-path

    You guys actually DO this stuff and don't get caught. Pre-marital sex? :( that is not funny! hmmmm...

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll
    You guys actually DO this stuff and don't get caught. Pre-marital sex? :( that is not funny! hmmmm...

    Yeah some brothers and sisters do, even some Elders.

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll
    Though here in England we all live near enough to assemblies to be ferried backwards and forwards by bus so there's not a lot of scope for all the f^&*ing you guys were apparently doing.

    We used to make them into "theocratic lads weekends away" aka "spiritual piss ups" We'd go to assemblies that we weren't assigned to, this had two benefits, one the parents would be away at their assigned assemblies for the day which meant we got the houses to ourselves and secondly by going to another assembly we got to stay away from home and the parents.

    We'd drive off to places like Norwich and book ourselves into B&B's and spend most our time when we weren't at the assemblies down the pub or going from club to club. One year it all went horribly wrong and we ended up to two very drunken brothers wrestling naked on the floor of a family run B&B

  • ballistic
    ballistic
    we ended up to two very drunken brothers wrestling naked on the floor

    ok. So you accidently ended up on naked boat excersions with couples, and other men and your girlfriend... and now you appear to have enjoyed a naked drunken orgy with "brothers". Is there anything else you would like to tell me. Come on now... get it all out.

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